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Kids these days
Thursday, December 12, 2019
Everyone's a critic / Kids these days / Media fail Trash-ass mumble music
Posted By Team Coast on Thu, Dec 12, 2019 at 10:27 AM
Saw this popular singer with on TV—the woman with the black hair ends and bright green roots—and wondered what the fuss is all about? When did mumbling off-key into a microphone become a raving sensation in music? She sounds and looks wack. I have no idea why she's getting commercial success, her music is nothing more than a fake glorification and monopolization of depression that confused children latch onto. Spouting "who here hates themselves" in the middle of a concert is just an example of how damaging this irresponsibility is to humans in their formative years. This chick is nothing more than another symptom of soulless recycled pop garbage for the masses incapable of critical thinking to eat up.
—Muzak Critic
—Muzak Critic
Wednesday, November 20, 2019
For your health / Kids these days / Streets ahead Jay walker
Posted By Team Coast on Wed, Nov 20, 2019 at 9:19 AM
To the guy jay-walking in Spryfield with his dog on a cold and rainy night: That's how you get hit, bro. I didn't see you until the last second. Count your lucky stars that I did. And here's a fun fact—you're the one who'll get the ticket, not me. A nice little added bit of insult to injury for your stupidity.
—I'll Get Ya Next Time :)
—I'll Get Ya Next Time :)
Saturday, October 19, 2019
Burn? / For your health / Kids these days / Streets ahead And you thought phone zombies were bad
Posted By Team Coast on Sat, Oct 19, 2019 at 9:21 AM
I saw a girl walking down the street the other day while reading a paperback novel. Ignoring the world around her, just walking along the sidewalk with a book held in front of her face. Zombies: Quit living in fantasyland and join the life abundant, before you go splat.
—Go To The Library And Read, Dummy
—Go To The Library And Read, Dummy
Wednesday, September 18, 2019
Hurrilame / Kids these days / People are the worst / THE RULES Our hurricane-ravaged city is NOT a Kodak moment!!!
Posted By Team Coast on Wed, Sep 18, 2019 at 3:48 PM
As I stroll through our Dorian-defiled city, streets and parks chock-full of emergency workers, city employees, volunteers and scattered debris, amongst all of the people doing anything they can to help and others trying to salvage and repair what they can from the mess that's been made, there is you, having friends take your photo while you pose in front of fallen trees in our parks, or having your children stand as close as they can to the caution tape while you try to capture the perfect Insta-pic of them with the fallen crane in the background, or the guys that had their "bro" take that "sweet pic" of them while they stood in front of the vehicles that were crushed by they roof that flew off of the nearby building! None of these things are fun or cool, these are things that have caused people trouble that they now have to take care of. It's a blessing no one was seriously injured! Maybe put your camera away and see if there's anything you can do to help, rather than using this mess for photo content!
—Yes, I Am Shaking My Head At You
—Yes, I Am Shaking My Head At You
Wednesday, August 28, 2019
Hell in a Handbasket / Kids these days / Parents and kids And a new generation gets addicted to smart phones
Posted By Team Coast on Wed, Aug 28, 2019 at 3:46 PM
I was on the #10 going home late afternoon, and you boarded the bus with your one-year-old, who immediately began screaming bloody murder. Your immediate response was to quickly dial something up on your smart (?!) phone and hold it in front of his face for the entire duration of the trip. He sat slack-jawed and glazed-eyed, slumped in his stroller for the rest of the journey. From Barrington to the Bridge Terminal in Dartmouth, he literally did not blink once. Do you realise that you're messing with the delicate neuro-circuitry of your baby's developing brain? It's appalling that Gen Z kids are drugging their babies with smart phones like a narcotic, propped against their eyeballs, to comfort or silence them: trying to fill their gaping lack of parenting skills.
—Crabby Commuter
—Crabby Commuter
Tuesday, August 13, 2019
Kids these days / THE RULES Stunned pedestrians
Posted By Team Coast on Tue, Aug 13, 2019 at 2:04 PM
This is for the stunned millennials at the Brunswick/Prince Street lights. When the lights turned green for traffic and you walked in front of moving traffic without a care in the world like it was your turn? I won't say you deserve to be hit by said traffic, but maybe when you reach the other side you trip on the curb and knock out your front teeth. That would be great. The no-walk hand and white person lights aren't even close to the same. Being so unaware of your surroundings is unbelievable.
—Workday Commuter
—Workday Commuter
Thursday, August 8, 2019
Getting around / Kids these days / Parents and kids STOP TEXTING AND DRIVING!!
Posted By Team Coast on Thu, Aug 8, 2019 at 9:48 AM
While I was stopped on the Bedford Highway waiting to make a turn, a driver who was texting RAMMED into the back of me at 60km an hour. I had a newborn, toddler and pre-teen in the car with me. What the hell is so important that you have to fucking answer a text while operating a vehicle? All of you reading this who text and drive: You are a fucking dumbass and STOP IT. We could have all been killed. SO STOP BEING A BIG HEAD WHO THINKS THEY ARE SUCH GREAT DRIVERS AND MULTITASKERS THAT IT'S OK TO DO THIS.
All because she had to have her shit phone up her ass. DON'T BE ONE OF THESE DUMBASSES.
That's all.
—Pissed-off Mom
All because she had to have her shit phone up her ass. DON'T BE ONE OF THESE DUMBASSES.
That's all.
—Pissed-off Mom
Monday, August 5, 2019
Garbage people / Kids these days Can I dump a kid in a compost bin?
Posted By Team Coast on Mon, Aug 5, 2019 at 1:21 PM
I'm cleaning my motorbike in my driveway. Kids walk by, one of them looks at me, crosses onto my lawn and dumps my compost bin over. I chased him, but am out of shape. I will catch him and paddle his little ass. Call the police—I don't care. Kids are not held responsible, so I will make him responsible.
—Leave my property alone
—Leave my property alone
Tuesday, June 18, 2019
Kids these days Retro Night Bitch
Posted By Team Coast on Tue, Jun 18, 2019 at 2:45 PM
To the intoxicated girl who felt obliged to violate my personal space and attempted to steal my hat in a dramatic and drawn-out public fashion. I have some unapologetic and heartfelt words of wisdom for you. The way you conducted yourself as an "adult" in a public space was embarrassing and rude in a truly cringe-worthy manner. Your adolescent display of emotional immaturity and lack of respect to my personal boundaries was shameful.
As a man who respects the right of women to feel safe in the downtown social scene and makes a concerted effort to contribute to a good-vibes culture of safety, it was very awkward navigating the aggressiveness of your actions. Next time you decide to get white-girl wasted and make a fool of yourself in public, I hope your friends will be more proactive in trying to safeguard your dignity, and call you on your bullshit. I have compassion for your ignorance, I truly do. I believe at your core you are a good person, but seriously grow the fuck up and treat people with respect. Building a grass-roots culture of consent is a community effort, play your part or stay home.
—The gentleman in the fine hat
As a man who respects the right of women to feel safe in the downtown social scene and makes a concerted effort to contribute to a good-vibes culture of safety, it was very awkward navigating the aggressiveness of your actions. Next time you decide to get white-girl wasted and make a fool of yourself in public, I hope your friends will be more proactive in trying to safeguard your dignity, and call you on your bullshit. I have compassion for your ignorance, I truly do. I believe at your core you are a good person, but seriously grow the fuck up and treat people with respect. Building a grass-roots culture of consent is a community effort, play your part or stay home.
—The gentleman in the fine hat
Wednesday, June 20, 2018
Kids these days F for fail!
Posted By Team Coast on Wed, Jun 20, 2018 at 10:40 AM
I went into a local hardware store to buy four feet of chain. The young employee who assisted me paused and asked me, “uh, how many inches are there in a foot?” WTF! Shocked and wide-mouthed, I figured he must have been pulling my chain…nope! (Well, sort of…) So, not to judge, I retained my composure and politely said, “um, 12 inches.” He then started to measure a 12-inch length on the 48-inch ruler attached to the the shelf! WTF round two! After recovering from my face palm, I said, “just pull it out to the 48-inch mark…no sense doing that four times!” WTF KID! You must be part of Generation F, because the future is clearly fucked! —G. Rant
Friday, June 8, 2018
Kids these days Scholarly scatterings
Posted By Team Coast on Fri, Jun 8, 2018 at 5:44 PM
Students heading home, just leave your trash, couches and other furniture anywhere you wish. Do not worry, someone else will clean it up. It will be all nice and clean for your return in the fall. So much for eco-friendly youth…you friggin' slobs. —JOFA
Monday, November 20, 2017
Kids these days Coffee shop public washroom etiquette for millennials
Posted By Team Coast on Mon, Nov 20, 2017 at 4:22 PM
...who don't seem to have been taught this stuff by their parents, teachers, etc. f it's an all-gender public washroom, a CLOSED DOOR means that someone is on the other side of it. Ipso fatso, you DO NOT rip said door off its hinges, breaking the lock mechanism, trying to get the door to open, nor do you batter the door in with your shoulder, catching that someone with their pants down and scaring the hell out of them. YOU KNOCK and wait long seconds for an answer. Finally, when it's YOUR turn and you're finished doin' your business, DO NOT CLOSE THE DOOR when you exit this public washroom; leave the door ajar so that other patrons know it's available. —Am I Going Too Fast For You
Monday, September 4, 2017
Kids these days Stay away from downtown
Posted By Team Coast on Mon, Sep 4, 2017 at 4:00 PM
The mindless masses have returned. The students have returned and they're as self-absorbed as always. I was at a bus stop, five of us waiting and the last person to arrive was a millennial. He promptly walks up to be first on the bus! No excuses, just rude. then I was going into a bank, two people ahead of me,when the blonde texting zombie decides to stop in her tracks to read a text message. Imagine, blonde and a millennial and texting. I have to feel sorry for someone that is so codependent!! Really sad that she isn't able to go to a bank on her own. I see Independence as a measure of maturity. But how can you grow up when you don't own your own mind! —I'll Stick To Online Shopping
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
Kids these days Open letter to my favorite toys-for-me store.
Posted on Tue, Nov 29, 2016 at 4:00 AM
In order to improve your lego display, please consider the following:
- you have stocked too many lego sets in the $89 and higher price. I have a hard time convincing my mom to buy these. sets in the $25-$45 ranges are easier to ask for. It's not all that difficult, just put less parts in each box then price accordingling
- I have a lego catalog and I browse the lego websites. For a major store, I find your selection is old. Only 1 of the 5 new sets are available at your store.
- $15 lego sets. I have many uncles, aunts, grand parents, etc. They would love to buy me a $15 lego set, but not a $89 set. Your shelves are in the $15 section are full, but there are only 2 different sets. See the problem with this? —father repeating his son's concerns to you
Monday, November 21, 2016
Kids these days Old Drugged Driving Entitlement
Posted on Mon, Nov 21, 2016 at 12:21 PM
Seriously old people,why do you drive your cars on multiple pain meds and god knows what other types of mind altering, man made chemical pills your gullible souls shoved into your bodies every single retired day?"Doc knows best!"Sure he does love incentives from big pill companies and certainly not your health ok..
You seniors are getting behind the wheel of a giant piece of metal all slowed down hesitating into slow motion,can't even turn your necks to look both ways backing up or turning due to past ailments and other health issues because of PRESCRIPTION PILLS. Then you old brainwashed motherfuckers have the nerve to spout off about Trudeau legalization of marijuana and worried about "safe roads" and needing some type of breathalyzer????HA! HA! Blows my fucking mind.
Some of the worst drivers on the road who are on all sorts of medications a.k.a DRUGS! with some even having horrible side effects including death.......Yet you go on and on about evil marijuana and how bad the roads will be when it is legalized hahahahaa! IDIOTS! The roads are already bad BECAUSE OF YOU and YOUR LEGAL PILLS! Not "the stoners" as you call it based on your 1950's caveman education system of the day.
The ones driving on weed right this day are in fact driving better and always have been driving better than you brain washed seniors who think the sky will fall since a Conservative politician told you so.
Get off the drugs your doc pushed on you and turn in your drivers licenses before you kill someone who has an entire life of pot smoking ahead of them ye'old Conservative rats.
Time fixes everything,you will all be extinct soon.
Drink up! —Gravedigger
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