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Posted
on Wed, Dec 9, 2009 at 8:28 PM
I hate, hate, hate it when people smile at me when I am not smiling at them...I have a habit of showing my teath when I'm squinting if the sun is too bright or if it is cold. Don't smile at me....you don't know me and I don't know you...ps. fuck xmas
---grimace screwed on tight
Posted
on Wed, Dec 9, 2009 at 8:26 PM
So I understand what it's like when you're carrying a coffee, doing your holiday shopping and suddenly realize that your cup is empty, and you need a place to put it. It's especially tough in large stores, where garbage cans aren't plentiful and the cash is a lengthy jaunt away. But why, in a little store in the mall with friendly employees who would gladly throw your cup out for you, do you have to leave your crap lying around the store. First I found the sleeve to your coffee on a table. Then I found the actual cup on the shelf. Then I found candy wrappers in a basket. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! Do you have to go back to watching Sesame Street so Big Bird can teach you how to put your garbage in the garbage can? Seriously! Ask the staff to throw it out for you, or wait until you leave the store and put it in one of the many garbage cans throughout the mall!
---'Tis the season to piss off retailers...
Posted
on Mon, Dec 7, 2009 at 9:47 AM
We don't know why you hate Christmas. Is your head not screwed on right? Are your shoes too tight? Maybe your heart is two sizes too small (or maybe you don't have one at all?). We wish you the Christmas you deserve.
---The Whos
Posted
on Sun, Dec 6, 2009 at 9:37 AM
if you don't go to church year round, but celebrate christmas your just showing people how selfish and greedy you are...only in it for the gifts. not the birth of the sun. if it was about family you'd celebrate this holiday weekly...or do you? we need to remove gifts from x-mas, and just be this nice year round and burn the church. X-mas isn't an excuse to be an over-consumer even though we use it as one.
---ME
Posted
on Thu, Dec 3, 2009 at 2:33 PM
Yes, I said "Christmas", but I mean any of the ridiculous retail-driven holidays where people think "This is the time to be good to one another" and turn into assholes as soon as they're in a retail environment.
This holiday originally had nothing to do with a big fat guy in a red suit or presents, or any of that shit, and somewhere along the line marketers turned it into a profit-bearing salesfest.
Screw off with the presents and money-grubbing already, I'll be holing myself up in a room until the buillshit's all over.
---Grinchet
Posted
on Thu, Dec 3, 2009 at 2:14 PM
Does anyone else not enjoy the Christmas season? I feel as if I have to put on a fake-smile all too often during this time of the year. I am just reminded that I do not have a family, nor a successful relationship. Perhaps watching some dvds and blocking out the world will be the way to go?
---Alone over the holidays