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Thursday, November 21, 2019

Don't be a dick / Grow up / Male tears / Throwdown! "You know it, Fatty"

Posted By Team Coast on Thu, Nov 21, 2019 at 10:05 AM

I was just walking across the street when a short little dweeb of a guy also crossing in the opposite direction passed me and said this rude comment: "You know it, Fatty!" I know what? Next time you try to disparage a girl, can you at least try to make sense? WTF, dude. You look like a little schoolboy twerp and act like one, too. This isn't high school. Who goes around saying shit like that to women? Fuck you! Grow up and learn some social skills.

I'm not sure what made you feel the need to try and ruin my morning with your bullshit remarks, but it didn't work. I know I look good. Phat is where it's at. You look like a limp little pissant, mad at the world, walking thru life with your little pink pecker full of hate.
—Yah I'm Hawt And I Do Know It, Bitch

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Friday, August 30, 2019

Class Warfare / Going nowhere / Grow up To the drunk panhandler in big-box land

Posted By Team Coast on Fri, Aug 30, 2019 at 12:15 PM

I sure hope the Editor PRINTS this, since you're too stupid to use the internet! You told everyone that you were getting your knee fixed, and you were going to get a job. But you are a liar. You got your knee fixed, and continue to stand out there in front of the stores at the business park, drinking and being nasty to people, begging for money that you don't really need or deserve. You have done nothing but lie to everyone. Why you are allowed to continue to stand there, when most of the employees at all the stores can't stand you because of the way you behave and verbally bash people, is beyond comprehension. Time for you to grow up and go away, you lying drunk!
—Everyone Shopping There

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Everyone's a critic / Grow up / You know nothing Croaky voice

Posted By Team Coast on Fri, Aug 30, 2019 at 9:47 AM

Stop using the croaky voice! You people who use it sound like you're on your deathbed. It's like someone is pulling the words out of your mouths one at a time. It does not make you sound cool. You sound like a fool. The croaky voice is only acceptable when you're laying in bed just waking up.
—Hatethecroaky

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Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Animal kingdumb / Another bus bitch / Being Bold / Don't be a dick / Enjoy the show! / Etiquette, please / Flu bitchademic / For your health / Garbage people / Getting around / Grow up / WTF / You do you Pick at home and cover your mouth

Posted By Team Coast on Tue, Jul 9, 2019 at 8:17 AM

Seriously? You believe the best place to pick at your fly bites and scabs is at the bus stop and on the bus? Not only were you picking—not scratching, but full on picking—your fly bites and scabs, but then you were wiping the blood onto your legs, arms and the bus seat. Come the hell on! How were you raised? No one wants to see that shit. It's disgusting. Then to top it all off you start sneezing with your yap wide open spreading your snot and spit all over the place for all to enjoy. Thanks so much for that. The topper to all of this was the huge wad of spit you graciously left on the side of the street before getting on the bus. Grow up and get some manners. I feel bad for whomever had to sit next to you on the bus.
—Wishing for some hand sanitizer

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Friday, July 5, 2019

Butt out / Canadiana / Garbage people / Good neighbours / Grow up / Mad as Hell Barbecue bigot

Posted By Team Coast on Fri, Jul 5, 2019 at 10:00 AM

To the fat-ass who went out of his way to interrupt my wife and her friends while they were conversing amongst themselves in their native language to tell them that they should speak in English, here’s what you should do: Mind your own fucking business. I bet you felt like a real big shot harassing three Filipino ladies who were just trying to enjoy an outdoor event. Are you such a fragile failure of a human being that the thought of someone from a different cultural background demands that you harass them for it?

My wife was nicer than I would have been and somehow humoured your bullshit, even though she knew what you were saying was wrong.

Oh, your grandfather was responsible for immigrants being here (whatever THAT means)? So fucking what? What right would that give YOU to tell anyone what they can and can’t say to each other, or in what language they do it? In what language do you need to be told that we have freedom of expression in this country before that sinks in, moron? Was your grandfather the one of driving people from their homes in the first place? Is that what you meant? Well, your sad existence certainly attests to that possibility.

My wife and her friends put it behind them and I’ve tried to do the same, but days later this still gnaws at me. I want to believe that we are better than this and that cowards like you are a shrinking minority. I want to be able to ignore this as the ranting of some asshole, but I can’t because saying nothing just emboldens dipshits like you. Silence is complicity. I was born and raised here and I will not be complicit in letting a limp-dick piece of shit like you be the face of my home.
—Pissed-off Nova Scotian

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Monday, July 16, 2018

Grow up Accident on the Mackay Bridge

Posted By Team Coast on Mon, Jul 16, 2018 at 11:50 AM

I hope you are not injured, I'm not the kind of person to wish that on anyone. But, I hope you fucked up your sports car so bad that you have to take a bus for a year while it is in the shop. Take your keys and throw them away, you should not be allowed to drive.
—Late for supper

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Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Grow up Laundry room annoyances

Posted By Team Coast on Tue, Mar 14, 2017 at 11:03 AM

You do understand a laundry room in an apartment building is a shared space because other people DO exist, yes? Those other apartments in the building are occupied by humans known to you as your fellow tenants…You've probably noticed some of them around from time to time, yes?

So... assuming you're an adult now, it's your responsibility to clean the lint tray, throw your dryer sheets in the garbage instead of leaving them in the machine or dropped on the floor and take care of the dried pieces of tissue you forgot in your pocket again.. Also it'd be awesome if you'd not leave your clean dry clothes in one of the few newer dryers for hours sometimes where some of your fellow tenants might be hesitant to touch them and take them out so they can use the machine, especially on a Sunday when the room is most busy.

In shared spaces the right thing to do is be cool and considerate by cleaning up after yourself, unless of course your mommy or maid or robot are coming behind you to clean up after you, IDK?

Have some fuckin’ respect and consideration, pretty, pretty please —Tired of having to touch your underwear

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Friday, June 24, 2016

Grow up Bad Rads

Posted on Fri, Jun 24, 2016 at 4:00 AM

To the person who screamed "NO FUCK THIS FUCK YOU" and on and on during the moment of silence at the LGBTQ vigil: fuck YOU. Silence isn't how you want to mourn, alright. It's apparently "not how to grieve." But screaming all of that did one thing: it made all the other queer people around you afraid. All anyone did the rest of the night was look nervously behind them, ready to move if there was danger, hands on phones to call for help. You'll say your rage should be validated or some-such bullshit, but here's my rage, so validate it: you're a petulant asshole. You wanted to create fear, and you did it. I'm sure you feel good about it and won't be accountable; congratulations on your accomplishment, whatever that was. The rad activist clique in this place is nutso. I can't wait until all you smug jerks move to Toronto. —Solidarity For-never

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Friday, May 27, 2016

Grow up He's such a better cook than you all

Posted on Fri, May 27, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Instead of behaving like teenage girls how about you get a clue and pay attention to what he's doing? If only one of you is capable of plating good-looking food and he is the problem - Well, maybe it isn't a problem and the rest of you are. —Tired of New York-styled Bullshit

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Friday, May 8, 2015

Grow up Honesty?

Posted on Fri, May 8, 2015 at 4:00 AM

You talk about how pathetic it is for rappers around here over the age of 30 to be still trying to make it yet you sell Mary Jane out of your shitty little apartment, with your shitty no furniture and your shitty attitude at almost 35 years of age. You say you're an honest guy and people call you a dickhead because of it. WRONG, there's being honest and then there's just being an asshole. You go to the gym all the time, brag about your connections to dangerous people, whine about how women are all the same and complain about how no one is loyal. You are trash, you are a wanna be gangster, you are a fcckboy, you are everything that is wrong with men in general. You say people don't want to be near you until they need something? There's a reason for that. —ThoughtYouWereAFriend