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Thursday, August 15, 2019

The dumpster fire that is Facebook grievance peddling

Posted By on Thu, Aug 15, 2019 at 10:06 AM

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Wow. Just wow! What a clinical narcissist you are, princess! So you make a 3D ass out of yourself and we're supposed to care why? I watched your insipid video, but sorry, Hon, the driver was right! I'm a parent, and a responsible one. Your daughter's head was at seat level in that ridiculous toy! What the hell is wrong with you? Seems the driver cared more about your child than you did.

Get on a commercial flight and pull this shit! There's no difference. Seems you have a problem with a simple request to properly seat a child for safety's sake. Shame on you!!!
—Let's Hear It For Parent Of The Year: The Oscar Goes To…
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Tuesday, August 6, 2019

STOP TAKING MY PAPER RECYCLING!!!

Posted By on Tue, Aug 6, 2019 at 8:24 AM

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I can't put my paper and plastic (with no refundables) out the night prior because you steal the entire street's recycling!! WTF?? Knock it off, weirdos. I'm starting to hate this city because of trespassing idiots that do shit like this.
—Normal citizen
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Monday, August 5, 2019

Can I dump a kid in a compost bin?

Posted By on Mon, Aug 5, 2019 at 1:21 PM

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I'm cleaning my motorbike in my driveway. Kids walk by, one of them looks at me, crosses onto my lawn and dumps my compost bin over. I chased him, but am out of shape. I will catch him and paddle his little ass. Call the police—I don't care. Kids are not held responsible, so I will make him responsible.
—Leave my property alone
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Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Pick at home and cover your mouth

Posted By on Tue, Jul 9, 2019 at 8:17 AM

Seriously? You believe the best place to pick at your fly bites and scabs is at the bus stop and on the bus? Not only were you picking—not scratching, but full on picking—your fly bites and scabs, but then you were wiping the blood onto your legs, arms and the bus seat. Come the hell on! How were you raised? No one wants to see that shit. It's disgusting. Then to top it all off you start sneezing with your yap wide open spreading your snot and spit all over the place for all to enjoy. Thanks so much for that. The topper to all of this was the huge wad of spit you graciously left on the side of the street before getting on the bus. Grow up and get some manners. I feel bad for whomever had to sit next to you on the bus.
—Wishing for some hand sanitizer
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Friday, July 5, 2019

Barbecue bigot

Posted By on Fri, Jul 5, 2019 at 10:00 AM

To the fat-ass  who went out of his way to interrupt my wife and her friends while they were conversing amongst themselves in their native language to tell them that they should speak in English, here’s what you should do: Mind your own fucking business.  I bet you felt like a real big shot harassing three Filipino ladies who were just trying to enjoy an outdoor event. Are you such a fragile failure of a human being that the thought of someone from a different cultural background demands that you harass them for it?

My wife was nicer than I would have been and somehow humoured your bullshit, even though she knew what you were saying was wrong. 

Oh, your grandfather was responsible for immigrants being here (whatever THAT means)? So fucking what? What right would that give YOU to tell anyone what they can and can’t say to each other, or in what language they do it?  In what language do you need to be told that we have freedom of expression in this country before that sinks in, moron?  Was your grandfather the one of driving people from their homes in the first place?  Is that what you meant? Well, your sad existence certainly attests to that possibility. 

My wife and her friends put it behind them and I’ve tried to do the same, but days later this still gnaws at me.  I want to believe that we are better than this and that cowards like you are a shrinking minority.  I want to be able to ignore this as the ranting of some asshole, but I can’t because saying nothing just emboldens dipshits like you.  Silence is complicity.  I was born and raised here and I will not be complicit in letting a limp-dick piece of shit like you be the face of my home.
—Pissed-off Nova Scotian


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Tuesday, June 25, 2019

It's not actually my job

Posted By on Tue, Jun 25, 2019 at 11:19 AM

You never know how disrespectful and messy people are until you work at a gym. For some reason, members LOVE to neglect cleaning up after themselves. Every day plates are left on the ground, yoga mats not rolled up—or they're just draped carelessly OVER the other neatly rolled mats. There's equipment being moved to different rooms and left there. Who raised you??? I don't know what you think I'm supposed to do, but it's not my job to clean up your messes. I once had to clean up some lady's WET HAIR that had fallen out while showering. I'm not out here trying to clean up YOUR HAIR. CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF.
—Disgruntled employee
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Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Toughie townie trash

Posted By on Tue, Apr 9, 2019 at 11:00 AM

Since moving to downtown Dartmouth, I sure don't find the people to be very friendly here. One day, while walking home, I noticed a man slumped over a wall in front of the drugstore. I wondered if he was okay and looked back to check. My concern was met with an irate woman who was standing a few feet away. She started yelling at me, calling me a "fat bitch" for "checking out her man".

"Why would anyone be trying to pick up someone who looks half dead on the sidewalk, unless it was to get him medical attention?" I replied. "Nobody is interested in your man. Relax." But she kept screaming, even calling me a "faggot" in her utter rage. I guess you're insecure and so that's why you felt the need to insult another woman's body.

Then, I go to get on an elevator in a building in the neighbourhood and I notice there's already a guy inside. He's busy texting on his cell phone. I walk on the elevator. He looks up and says, "after you, white man" before walking off. I reply, "I am a native woman".

No wonder citizens don't stop to help other citizens anymore. If you fall on the ice in winter, don't be surprised when no one stops to help you up. You never know if someone is going to appreciate it, or if they're going to go ballistic on you for no reason! You just can risk engaging with anyone anymore. There are just too many junkies, antisocials and psychos in this town. Just know that I will defend myself against these verbal attacks every chance I get and will defend myself against physical ones as well with a swift take-down maneuver.
—Don't fuck with me

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Monday, March 25, 2019

To the anti-anti-vaxers

Posted By on Mon, Mar 25, 2019 at 3:37 PM

You are just as bad as pro-lifers. If it’s not your body then it’s not your business, ya dingus.
—Frig off
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Tuesday, February 26, 2019

How heartless can you be?

Posted By on Tue, Feb 26, 2019 at 12:28 PM

I am a cashier at a store in Halifax. Today we were collecting donations for the Bahor family, a Syrian family whose seven children died in a tragic fire earlier this month. I was so happy that people readily opened their hearts and their wallets to make a donation on behalf of the family, including a young boy who gave $1 from his pocket money because he wanted to do something for them. What I did find disheartening was the one woman who instead of just saying "No thanks" or "Not today" replied that unless she was given a tax receipt for her $2 donation, she was not interested in donating to the family. What a heartless bitch. Thank you to all the kind people who took the time to donate to this poor family today.
—You Can Stick Your Tax Receipt, Bitch
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Monday, December 17, 2018

Where is your common sense?

Posted By on Mon, Dec 17, 2018 at 4:58 PM

What has happened to our world where common sense and decency prevailed? We have people begging for money in Halifax for food, clothing and shelter. We have judges not providing support to woman with children. We have employers who allow employees to be rude and disrespectful to their customers and fellow staff. Everyone is struggling financially and the rates go up. Everyone is struggling with sick relatives or friends. A little kindness could help.
—A little more self awareness goes a long long way
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Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Shame and guilt work. We should use them.

Posted By on Tue, Nov 13, 2018 at 11:43 AM

I'm not saying we need to shame people in the streets Cersei Lannister style, but a little humiliation won't kill people. We're so worried about offending people and "scarring them for life" that we don't even speak up when someone's being an ass—and if no one speaks up, what reason do they have to stop?
Having people laugh at you for your stupidity or making you feel bad for doing something bad is never fun, but it'll make most people think twice about doing something stupid or asshole-ish—so long as they aren't complete sociopaths.
We live in a world where anonymity is way too easy, so the shock of having someone actually call you out—to your face, and preferably with other people around—can hit even harder. At this point, shaming people through the streets shouldn't even be necessary. Just speak up where other people can hear and maybe the shitheads will realize what they're doing is wrong, or at least that the results aren't worth it.
Being temporarily ashamed and guilt-ridden is better than being a piece of shit
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Retired snake

Posted By on Tue, Nov 13, 2018 at 11:40 AM

It's so awesome that you finally decided to retire, putting an end to decades of you pretending to be collegial when, behind the scenes, you stab everyone in the back. No more of you dominating every meeting with your whining, no more of your victim mentality and no more of your complaining about everything but doing nothing to make things better.
So long
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Tuesday, September 11, 2018

You mean we're not all white?

Posted By on Tue, Sep 11, 2018 at 12:07 PM

Every summer, I have to endure you fucking cultural morons and your endless commenting about how I 'have such a nice tan!' It's my natural fucking colour. I am biracial. I get yellowish in winter and when I get the tiniest bit of sun in the summer, I get brown because I AM BIRACIAL AND THIS IS WHAT I AM SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE.
—Mestiza
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Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Maggot factory apartment mutants

Posted By on Tue, Sep 4, 2018 at 2:57 PM

You four, or five, or however many, have moved into the place above me. You pile compost garbage into the regular garbage and let it pile up so high on your deck that maggots rain through my bedroom ceiling for three fucking days.

You stomp around and up and down the stairs at 5am. Your friends blast their car stereos at the same time. You get mad when I turn up my music, though?

Fuck you. Stop picking on me and framing yourself as victims, you miserable pieces of shit.

You antagonize the hell out of me, yet I am absolutely sure you don't want a fight. But, I do know your friends want my apartment, as they have said as much to me.

Well fuck you. I grew up being bullied. As an adult, I have been in armed stand offs, so a bunch of fucking hippies isn't about to scare me off from the one place I can afford and thay provides me with the shelter I desire—other than the disrespectful little shits up stairs.
—Leave me the hell alone

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Thursday, July 19, 2018

To the person who robbed us

Posted By on Thu, Jul 19, 2018 at 11:19 AM

Last night we were parked on Saint Margaret’s Bay Road. We went for a quick swim, and when we returned our rear window was smashed in. My partner's purse, my camera and some other items were stolen. Not a great way to spend our last night in Halifax before heading back to Ontario. If anyone saw anything last night or sees a Canon Rebel EOS go up for sale, please contact the police. If I could even have my memory card back, I could do without the camera.
—Sad visitor
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Recent Comments

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  • Re: The dumpster fire that is Facebook grievance peddling

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  • Re: The dumpster fire that is Facebook grievance peddling

    • Whatever. This post doesn't make a lick of sense.

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  • Re: Is sleep no longer important?

    • Good earplugs. Problem solved.

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  • Re: Drivers

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