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Thursday, October 31, 2019

The reader in black

Posted By on Thu, Oct 31, 2019 at 2:23 PM

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  Am I your dad…think about it. America is a duck…think about it. Am I in your closet…think about it. Are you wearing a wig…think about it. Am I annoying…think about it…
—Think About It
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Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Napoleon vs boxer vs snowball

Posted By on Tue, Sep 3, 2019 at 4:22 PM

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Once a team of healers needed some bored people to help them have a building and keep the lights on and health care and living wage for trauma-response workers. After the bored listed their volunteer role on their CVs, a bored member said: "Why should we believe those workers? They say their caseload reflects violence in our city? They say they need more than crumbs? They say one in three women? They say #wetoo? They say 200,000+ people need more than a $1 million budget and eight clinical counsellors for accessible trauma care?" Anyways, as a bored person I ask how many believable people live in this city? How much time can I say I volunteered as bored here? I'd better move on to my next austerity governance project. I wish you well workers.
—Bored Of Being Waitlisted By Gatekeepers
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Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Is sleep no longer important?

Posted By on Wed, Aug 14, 2019 at 3:52 PM

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Since I'm sleep-deprived from my neighbour's obnoxious children, I have time to submit this bullshit. I understand that children need to play, and some hyperactive children need to be more annoying when they play. However, just because it is the middle of the day does not mean that everyone is awake. You 9-5ers like to assume that the rest of the world is like you and that "everybody sleeps during the night and is awake during the day." How conceited can you be to forget that some people need to work during the night to provide services that—surprise, surprise—don't go to sleep when you do?

Do you think my sleep isn't of value because I work backshift? Maybe you do, but your kids sure don't, and by letting your kids (which are incredibly louder than the average children) make their annoying and menacing laughing (at 12pm, which is still really early), you are teaching them to disregard other people. It's bad enough that I need to drink in order to sleep during the day, I don't also need a wedge in my sleeping schedule, for what little sleep I get is my precious escape from this miserable existence.
—Pissed-off Backshift Worker
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Sunday, July 14, 2019

If looks could kill

Posted By on Sun, Jul 14, 2019 at 8:00 AM

Really, former employer, do I intimidate you that much? I saw a former employer around town a year after they fired me. I kindly said 'Hi.' What I got in return is an eye roll and the dirtiest look I’ve ever seen someone give. —Kill them bitches with kindness
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Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Not sure why I keep coming back

Posted By on Tue, Jun 25, 2019 at 11:10 AM

After running into you by chance following a tumultuous two weeks that Saturday night on Pizza Corner, you broke up a fight and left me without a goodbye. Is that really how you wanted to leave things?
—Not sure why I keep coming back
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Wednesday, June 19, 2019

Washroom alcohol drinker

Posted By on Wed, Jun 19, 2019 at 12:53 PM

Dear alcoholic woman person who keeps drinking her wine in the women's mall washroom: Why the bloody hell do you have to fucken sneak your dumb-ass wine in the mall washroom to get so fucken drunk? Why do you have to drink so fucken much! We all know you have an alcohol PROBLEM! We all know you LOVE to drink your fucken face off ever day and we all know you LOVE TO GET DRUNK EVER DAY! So why the hell or what the hell are you trying to prove?!

You have proven nothing. All you have proven to yourself is that you're a dumb-ass drunk who has no life, no job whatsoever, who likes to sneak their wine into the women's mall washroom and get drunk ever day. That's what you have proven to yourself you dumb-ass alcoholic! GO TO THE FUCKEN BARS YOU DRUNK!

Oh, one more thing: Every time you walk down the ramp to go to the women's mall washroom you might want to look up. We have cameras now so we can see what you look like now! And I'm keeping track on when you strike, you dumb alcoholic BITCH!
—the alcoholic woman has no life
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Monday, November 19, 2018

Just cross already

Posted By on Mon, Nov 19, 2018 at 11:53 AM

To the pedestrians that like to play traffic cop and try to wave cars through AFTER they stop for them at a crosswalk: Just cross the street already! What a waste of time for me to be sitting there in my car, waiting for you to cross, while you flail your arms at me instead of getting your ass across the street. I'm not going to break the law just because you, for some reason, want me to go before you. You're probably the same people that stop their cars at a green light.
—I already stopped, just goooo
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Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Women, stop bitching each other

Posted By on Wed, Mar 7, 2018 at 9:30 AM

Why can't women see a beautiful well put together woman and compliment her? Are you that insecure? Why do you go out of your way to be nasty? She is not looking at your man nor does she want him! Stop giving stink eye and say wow you look good, or I like your dress.

We should be nicer to each other and say positive things. Women who are curvy and bigger look great too. Tell her so the next time you see her. We all can't be skinny. Let us embrace each other for what we are. —Stop Judging Me


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Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Leopards don’t change their spots

Posted By on Wed, Jan 10, 2018 at 4:28 PM

To all the women out there who decide to give your caught red-handed boyfriend, husband, better half (hardly), a second, (third, fourth...) chance after finding out he’s cheating on you because he bullshits his way back into your heart by telling you he loves you and it will never happen again...Wake the fuck up! Leopards do not change their spots, and I’ll bet if you looked at his ass when he is giving you his explanation, his pants would have smoke coming out from them! —Have The Fire Extinguisher Ready


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Friday, November 3, 2017

Not your toy

Posted By on Fri, Nov 3, 2017 at 4:40 PM

I’m feeling pretty darn used. Like a balled up piece of trash. I’m not new to the world of polyamory but I’ve never been treated quite like this. You decided to open up your relationship. YOU suggested me and your partner spend time together and when we did you became emotionally abusive. Casting threats and shade- after one date. I’m a human being with feelings and dealing with this emotional violence is not what I consented to. I’m not a play thing. I’ve been reading back over our text messages to get some kind of signal that I missed but I hit a real dead end. I was vulnerable and open. You folks lied and put yourself in a bad spot. But discounting my feelings just because you feel hurt is compassion-less living. And you should probably make that pretty clear before you “invite” people into that mess. —Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys


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Monday, April 24, 2017

Two-faced woman in this town

Posted By on Mon, Apr 24, 2017 at 9:36 AM

She smiles sweetly at me. She jokes and slaps my arm. She asks what I think and feel. She pretends she cares. I thought she did and she was my friend. I truly liked this woman until I discovered she was keeping a dairy of me at work. She bought me birthday presents. She complained about me behind my back. She got me fired. —I thought she was my friend





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Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Here we go again

Posted By on Wed, Mar 8, 2017 at 9:35 AM

Dude, everyone knows you're faking cancer again, as if someone is capable of doing that more than once. For the sake of everyone involved, please come clean. You don't have to lie about it. If you are you completely yourself, no BS, I'm sure you'll find someone to love you for you. This is just ridiculous. People aren't stupid! —The truth will set you free





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Monday, February 13, 2017

Snake in the grass

Posted By on Mon, Feb 13, 2017 at 4:00 PM

You are fake right down to the hair. You pretend to be everyone's friend then back stab to the boss. Put this hat on, I can't wait for your tattooed underling to go to work and experience what you dish out. You are the most passive aggressive woman I have ever met! Oh and your wonderful husband is cheating on you when you go to work. –You are so fake, fake, fake


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Sunday, February 12, 2017

Stir the shit, get hit with a stick

Posted By on Sun, Feb 12, 2017 at 10:07 AM

You have the nerve to say I have attitude  and you feel uncomfortable around me.  Here is the simple solution stay the hell away from me and stop being a fake friend. You deleted me off Facebook ( No big deal). You then try to be nice to me when you want something. You have stabbed all your work mates in the back. Run to managers to complain to try to get us in trouble( more fool you). I never hear you utter anything nice about anyone, even when on the bus you comment about people. No one is perfect and you have yet to prove to me  you are a decent human being. get a life and stay out of mine. —I am watching my back





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Thursday, December 29, 2016

Bad Singer

Posted on Thu, Dec 29, 2016 at 12:00 PM

You don't win any hearts because you have no clue how to treat a woman in a relationship. Here's an idea: be genuinely respectful, caring and eliminate untruths. –D.J.
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