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Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Everyone's a critic / Getting around / Streets ahead Idiots who can't park

Posted By on Tue, Feb 25, 2020 at 3:21 PM

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To all the idiots who need lessons on how to to park: they are very inconsiderate, they are non-humans who insist that they are more important than others. I can't even count as high as the amount of c#@$$ that do it to me, and I can't be the only one. I have one question directed at these mouth breathers using up good air: do you think that this is okay? IT'S NOT! GROW UP AND START TO THINK ABOUT OTHERS INSTEAD OF JUST YOURSELF!!!!!!!!! — Sam

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Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Everyone's a critic / Media fail / The Coast Sucks! Loves stink

Posted By on Wed, Feb 19, 2020 at 3:04 PM

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Last week somebody bitched about the lack of loves in this section. Fuck that. There shouldn't be loves in this section at all. The Coast should get that weak shit outta here and let us bitch non-stop. — Shade Thrower

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Thursday, February 6, 2020

Etiquette, please / Everyone's a critic / WTF Why'd you have to make things so complicated?

Posted By on Thu, Feb 6, 2020 at 10:46 AM

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Just lead with, "This is a robbery." That I had to ask, "Is this a robbery?" only served to cost you precious time and make the whole business needlessly frustrating for me. Clear, direct communication is key. — Smokeshop Cashier

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Thursday, December 12, 2019

Everyone's a critic / Kids these days / Media fail Trash-ass mumble music

Posted By on Thu, Dec 12, 2019 at 10:27 AM

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Saw this popular singer with on TV—the woman with the black hair ends and bright green roots—and wondered what the fuss is all about? When did mumbling off-key into a microphone become a raving sensation in music? She sounds and looks wack. I have no idea why she's getting commercial success, her music is nothing more than a fake glorification and monopolization of depression that confused children latch onto. Spouting "who here hates themselves" in the middle of a concert is just an example of how damaging this irresponsibility is to humans in their formative years. This chick is nothing more than another symptom of soulless recycled pop garbage for the masses incapable of critical thinking to eat up.
—Muzak Critic
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Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Cry babies / Everyone's a critic / Haters What's wrong with "you people"?

Posted By on Wed, Nov 20, 2019 at 3:24 PM

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Whether it is somebody saying "you people" in a context that appears discriminatory, or somebody seemingly making a broad generalization about hockey players being "bullies," why is the immediate reaction of so many people in either of the instances to demand that offender to be removed from their chosen career or livelihood? I don't agree with either statement that was made, but I also don't agree with an approach that is simply nasty, vindictive and inflammatory. We can criticize, deconstruct and openly discuss things that offend and hurt us without stooping to the level of stripping careers and opportunities from people as a form of justice for our infringed feelings.
—I Think It's Clear Who The "Bullies" Are
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Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Enjoy the show! / Everyone's a critic / Media fail The Joker and It shit

Posted By on Wed, Oct 30, 2019 at 3:23 PM

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Enough with the clowns and the constant ads for the Joker movie and the It movie. Both are so over and done, they've been remade a million times. BORING! Every time I go to a movie site it's all clowns. Make something original for once. This stupid shit sucks.
—Down With The Clown
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Tuesday, October 15, 2019

Another bus bitch / Everyone's a critic / Parents and kids Public service announcement for all who bring strollers on the bus

Posted By on Tue, Oct 15, 2019 at 2:08 PM

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The world doesn't revolve around you, and neither should other passengers. Don't block the aisle with your baby—if I was a mean person I'd toss that thing on the street. The seats flip up not only for wheelchairs but for strollers, too. Get off your lazy ass and be aware of those around you. Tuck that monstrosity to the side and let others pass.
—I'm Going To Start Paper-cutting Mothers With My Bus Pass
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Friday, October 11, 2019

Everyone's a critic / Irritated Bystander / Men Suck Praise be, bitch

Posted By on Fri, Oct 11, 2019 at 9:18 AM

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Did we really assign a man to interview one of the most important feminist writers of our time? We're better than that, Halifax. What could have been an enlightening, relevant interview was totally cringe-worthy and embarrassing.
—Under Her Eye
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Friday, September 20, 2019

Everyone's a critic / Haters / Internet Tough Guy Ready to drop your pitchforks yet?

Posted By on Fri, Sep 20, 2019 at 12:12 PM

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Toxic callout culture mob mentality "warriors"—are you ready to drop your pitchforks yet? Callout culture is ending, and everyone now notices how every time your group disagrees with people or has conflict, they're cancelled. YOU are scarier to people in the community than the people you cancel, but people are too afraid of your social power to stand up to you—mostly for fear of being blacklisted and isolated from any community contact. How does it feel knowing that the marginalized and underprivileged hoard that you blacklisted from accessing any resources in their own community are coming back with a vengeance? Have you come to terms with your own privilege? Are you able to move past your own stumbling blocks? Hmm.
—Human Fucking Being
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Friday, August 30, 2019

Everyone's a critic / Grow up / You know nothing Croaky voice

Posted By on Fri, Aug 30, 2019 at 9:47 AM

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Stop using the croaky voice! You people who use it sound like you're on your deathbed. It's like someone is pulling the words out of your mouths one at a time. It does not make you sound cool. You sound like a fool. The croaky voice is only acceptable when you're laying in bed just waking up.
—Hatethecroaky
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Monday, November 5, 2018

Everyone's a critic Check yourself out of there

Posted By on Mon, Nov 5, 2018 at 12:49 PM

To all Halifax dum-dums: The self check-out is not for people who have a full cart of groceries. It is not for people who take five minutes to scan a single carton of milk. Yes, I know the other lines are long, but there's a reason self check out exists: It's for people who have a couple things and can get themselves through the check-out process quickly. There should not be a line up of ten customers at self check out waiting for one creamy idiot to scan a can of soup.
—Cursing quietly. Screaming inside.
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Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Everyone's a critic To the sisterhood with love

Posted By on Tue, Jul 3, 2018 at 2:40 PM

Cool rant but: I know a lot of attached women in Halifax cheating on their guys, too. AKA POF! Not to mention single women banging married guys (with kids) and they know it. It’s a Halifax thing?
—Tattoo bro
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Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Everyone's a critic Bitchy drivers

Posted By on Wed, Nov 22, 2017 at 9:38 AM

I have lived in six cities in 15 years. Do you know what they all have in common with Halifax? Every city is full of bitchy drivers that can't stop crying about how the drivers in their city are “the worst.” STFU. —Quit Yer Bitchin’


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Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Everyone's a critic Sid the kid is right

Posted By on Tue, Oct 3, 2017 at 4:17 PM

Where the hell do these professors and activists get off telling Sidney Crosby who he can or cannot visit? He made a lot of right and correct decisions without their help before. He is not making a political statement by going. He would be if he didn’t. And for their info, tens of millions of people support Trump. Maybe they should learn when to shut up when it is none of their business. Also it is the team that was invited not just Sid. Have a great trip, Sid. I’m jealous. —Tired of Bullshit Statements
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Saturday, July 15, 2017

Everyone's a critic Conan and the Barbarian

Posted By on Sat, Jul 15, 2017 at 12:41 PM

Tonight's guest was academy award winner Marisa Tomei: "...she looks good for 50?" You look like shit for 30 you fat, bald, tribal tat, trucker hat mother fucker! Fuck you! Everyone's a critic. Get off your bar stool and get some respect. Have you even seen The Wrestler? No, you probably just watch real wrestling cause you're an idiot...fuck you dude. —co-Stan-za





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