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Friday, November 18, 2016

A Vile Little Clown

Posted on Fri, Nov 18, 2016 at 4:00 AM

This bitch isn’t about any of the recent clown stalking incidents, but rather about a sleazy little two-faced louse of a bookkeeper who pretended to befriend me while seducing my wife. This little churl invited us to his home on two occasions, introducing us to his devoted 3rd wife. Although I am offended by this vile little clown’s deception, the trail of betrayal against his family (past and current spouses plus children) is most deplorable. This boy is a serial sleaze who is morally bankrupt, and it is only a matter of time before he sadly craps the bed with his current wife and children. So, be warned of the Vile Little Clown Bookkeeper. He’ll eventually reap what he sows (karma is a bitch), but in the meantime don’t be duped! —Alerted and Deployed
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Tuesday, November 15, 2016

My brother is friend zoned yet again!

Posted on Tue, Nov 15, 2016 at 4:00 AM

My younger brother is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet and he works really hard, but can't seem to get a girlfriend. Instead women either just want him as a friend or a casual hookup. This is to the shallow woman who just recently rejected him: You went on five dates with him and then told him it wasn't going to work out and that you just wanted to fuck in the meantime. My brother expressed frustration to me and said you told him you two weren't compatible. I facebook messaged you to try to get the detailed reason why: "He's 33 and has been working the same old job since high school. I need someone with goals and a future. He could at least go back to school and take a trade or something..." What goals are you going on about?! He works, doesn't he?! He's happy working at the retail chain he's been at and he puts in a lot of hours so he sure as hell is not lazy. He has no interest in going back to school - it was never his thing. Just because YOU went to Uni and have a career doesn't make you any better of a person than him. Not to mention how nice he is! You don't come by very many nice guys these days, you know. He was very hurt to the point that he was in tears because he really thought you liked him and it was going to go somewhere. But I told him what a bullet he dodged - a shallow, money-obsessed bullet who's going to end up either alone or with an asshole. But hey, said asshole makes more money though and that's all that counts, right? Have fun when your future rich husband leaves you for someone half your age when he hits his mid life crisis - by then my brother will likely have found a woman who appreciates him. —Older sis tired of women's bullshit
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Friday, November 11, 2016

Inter-generational attraction

Posted on Fri, Nov 11, 2016 at 4:00 AM

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I would really like to date women who are older than me in this city but have no idea where to start. So many attractive mature women here. Not to be weird, just curious if women here like people who are younger than them? —Young and Interested
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Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Where's my dick pics at?

Posted on Tue, Nov 1, 2016 at 11:15 AM

Seriously, boys. Lot of swiping and messengers going on, but not a single salacious pic. I'm disappointed. —Might just go to the Done
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Tuesday, October 25, 2016

LOL

Posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2016 at 4:00 AM

When a vegan feminist and a sausage lovin' women beater date. —The Jokes On You
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Monday, September 19, 2016

Ladies: It's the size of the heart that matters, not the size of the wallet

Posted on Mon, Sep 19, 2016 at 4:00 AM

I'm a 37 year old guy. I have no car, no house, only make about $25K, and share a two bedroom apartment with my 26 year old sister and her boyfriend. On top of that, I'm not that good looking. I'm also a man with a big heart. I love my mother, I love my her dog, I love my friends. I would do anything for them. I would like a special lady in my life to treat like a queen.

Finding any woman who would look past my mediocre looks and low salary seem to be an inpossible feat for me. I've been set up many times, and it's the same thing every time. The girl is interested...until she finds out I take the bus and don't have my own apartment. So I make only $25K, I take the bus, I rent an apartment with my younger sister, and I'm only a 5/10 in the looks...so what? Are you women really that shallow?! I'm a really good guy who would treat my girlfriend with upmost respect and give her an amazing, safe and happy life. But that doesn't matter...I guess I need to face the fact that I'm single for life. Sigh. —Low paid dude without a girlfriend

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Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Over Entitled Girl Power

Posted on Tue, Jul 12, 2016 at 4:00 AM

If I have to read another goddamn LTWWB published here from some over entitled, unwarrented self worth loving, piece of shit girl power motherfucker whining about how `Men only sleep with them` or `The only dates I get on POF are men that sleep with me` or `I sleep with all these men and none of them stick around`; or the most recent; `You only brought me three beers and I am obviously an alcoholic so only caught a mild buzz and got so mad I wrote a diatribe against you in the local rag`... I`ve been on POF FOR TWO GODDAMN YEARS; and haven`t had a SINGLE FUCKING DATE; and you know what? I literally JUST WANT TO HANG OUT AND NOT TRY TO FUCK YOU... IF YOU FUCK ME, I WON'T DITCH YOU LIKE A USED TISSUE EITHER... So way to go Women of Halifax; you put out for all the creeps and scum of the city; and refuse to talk to anyone who knows how to act like a human fucking being while giving it up to the dogs. On that note; this city is so full of male/female sluts that I'm almost convinced cutting my dick and balls off is the safest thing I can possibly do to protect myself from your oozing, toxic genitalia. —Fucking going Amish
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Friday, July 1, 2016

Dear Men of POF:

Posted on Fri, Jul 1, 2016 at 4:00 AM

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Aviator sunglasses, Undercuts with beards, lumberjack plaid shirts, man-purses, flat-brim hats, Pictures with big smelly dogs, always a pitbull - ooh what a tough guy you are. Dirtbikes, disgusting wrangler jeans, awful sneakers, black dress shirt with a light-blue cumberbund. Ugh. Men of POF - get your shit together and find a woman already so that she can dress you. —Fashion police
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Thursday, June 30, 2016

Ex-boyfriend from Hell

Posted on Thu, Jun 30, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Whoever told you that going to your ex-girlfriend’s university and telling her new friends about all the girls you banged behind her back would be a good idea was lying to you. And whoever told you a good excuse to tell me when I confront you about it is that you said it to look cool was probably a great fucking friend. Thanks for wasting years that I could have had sex with hotter guys than you. And stop trying to text me—you’re wasting my data. —Forever Waiting for You to Get a High Schooler Pregnant
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Wishful thinking opportunist

Posted on Thu, Jun 30, 2016 at 4:00 AM

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You said you were coming over and bringing drinks. You bring a SIX PACK of beer for both of us to share. Wow, how will I ever contain my excitement! A whole three beers! I barely even caught a buzz, you cheapo! Sober as a judge on a Friday night. BUT you made sure to buy a TWELVE pack of condoms! Needless to say, they went unopened. You're a fuckin’ piece of work, man. You're cute, but you're not THAT cute. —Gone Downtown, Thanks for the Rubbers
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Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Dating vs single

Posted on Tue, Jun 21, 2016 at 4:00 AM

I'm no stranger to the dating game. In my experience 90 percent of these idiots your stuck with are not worth the time of day. Most prove to be only useful for sex and nothing more. Most lie, cheat or pull disapearing acts then suddenly reappear. They think you will forgive but then get bent out of shape when you call them out on there shit. A person can only handle so much bull before saying no more and either give up or end up bitter over it. My point being i have given up and will not even bother trying to date due to all the idiots out there who deserve to be single. If your a liar,cheater, etc you do not deserve anyone and should do all a favor and not bother wasting others time. If all you want is sex just say it. Don't lead someone on with false promises. Karma is a bitch and will get you for it. If you don't want to be with someone tell them rather than dissapear like a little boy/girl. No one is perfect and we all have our pros and cons. But if your cons outweigh the pros then you should not waste anyones time with your pathetic lies and excuses. All your doing is burning out the good ones who can be honest and loyal. —Burnt out and staying single
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Wednesday, May 25, 2016

I'm bringing bush back

Posted on Wed, May 25, 2016 at 4:00 AM

I agree with the bitcher who said men who shave their pubes should stop. It looks so girly and not manly at all. Women should stop shaving their pubes too. Those ingrown hairs are unsightly and bald eagles allow infection in. Hair is there for a reason. I'm a reformed shaver and now a full-bush advocate. I've grown mine in and now have a nice furry little pet. I'm a grown woman and so done with shaving all my body hair to please you delusional porn-0bsessed dummies- cue male tears. I'm bringin bush back baby! Full bush. 70's style afro bush that you're gonna need to hack and fight your way through. This is the new burn the bra movement, only for bush! Grow the pubes, ladies, in protest! Dare to rock the hair. Be a feminist. Grow a bush today. —All the cool people have one
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Friday, May 20, 2016

Some advice

Posted on Fri, May 20, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Men: stop shaving your pubes. It doesn't make your dicks look any bigger. Also, asking a woman if yours is the biggest cock she's ever seen is a stupid fucking question.

Me: stop dating men who shave their pubes and ask stupid fucking questions.
—Growing Up

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Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Lack of effort

Posted on Tue, May 10, 2016 at 4:00 AM

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I'm so sick of guys on dating sites who never reply or only send you a "hey" as a first message. Sorry but why are you even on here? you clearly aren't putting any effort into this, so why should I? I see we have quite a few interests, maybe talk about some of those? I'm tried of writing you a long introduction message when all you can say is "hey"! —Damn men! I should be looking for a lady instead..
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Thursday, March 31, 2016

Unfaithful Husbands of POF

Posted on Thu, Mar 31, 2016 at 4:00 AM

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Do you verbally abuse your professional wives when they refuse to fuck you? You think it's okay to treat some women like shit if they refuse to have sex because you feel superior because of your social status. —The Answer is Obvious.
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