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Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Posted on Wed, Sep 2, 2015 at 4:00 AM

News flash: There is physical contact in soccer. At every level. Even in our over 35 league. If that physical contact is considered 'dangerous play' (Read FIFA rules), the referee will call it. If you don't accept this fact you wind up acting like one of the many women in our league who fucking freak out every time there is physical contact, as though some great injustice has been done when they are leaned into or challenged or touched in any way. If the challenge was dangerous, the referee will call it, got it? If you don't accept this, you run the risk of acting like a five year old, like you did in the game on Sunday when I challenged you and you screamed at me "If you push me, I will push you back!" and shoved me with both hands, full force. Really? Woman over 35? Did you notice how I kept walking after you shoved me and kept playing? The referee didn't call my challenge and didn't call you shoving me, and guess what, I didn't break or fall apart. And the game continues. It happens all the time in this league and it's worse than diving because the women in my league go completely bonkers when there is the slightest bit of contact, screaming and yelling and being indignant. Ironically, when they perceive the contact to be unacceptable to them (not that they are actually even hurt!), they frequently resort to shoving and name calling. If you are such fucking precious pieces of work, go figure skate and stay the fuck off the soccer pitch. —Play the whistle, for fuck's sake

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Posted on Tue, Jul 7, 2015 at 4:00 AM

WTF?!?!?!?! Who decided to corrupt and pervert our nation's birthday by having the fireworks on the night before Canada Day. New Flash! School is already out. Canada Night is not a school night. —pissed off

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Posted on Sat, Feb 7, 2015 at 3:00 PM

Dear CRTC you guys are a bunch of fucking IDIOTS - People in Canada are so short sighted when it comes to the Superbowl - we want to see the american commercials. WAH !!! Guess what all you stupid fucks - someone has to pay to see this shit right now a canadian network pays for the rights to show it in Canada - doesn't matter which network buys it they have to sell commercials to pay for it. That network will simulcast on U.S. networks instead of having them Blacked out. If you were the NFL you would sell to the highest bidder and if nobody buys it for Canada maybe they demand a Blackout in Canada on the U.S. networks. Our CRTC demands it be broadcast in Canada without inserting commercials from Canada so where is it payed for ??? What Business will be stupid enough to pay the NFL millions of dollars to make ZERO money on it ----- FUCKING DUH!!! ---- NOBODY. A company can only make money on a Pay Per View situation in Canada. Sombody has to pay the NFL for their product - it used to be the Canadian Advertisers. If it goes to CBC then taxpayers pay - otherwise maybe it is individuals on pay per view or maybe you have to subscribe to a sports network - I liked it better for free - remember there isn't any business that wants to toss money in the trash. Good old stupid short sighted Government of Canada and their appointed Idiot squad at the CRTC. one year of not being able to see the game at all will bring a few more complaints than Canadian comercials ----- YA THINK ?????? —Canadian and NFL fan

Posted on Sat, Feb 7, 2015 at 12:57 PM

I'm trying to wrap my head around what it is in Halifax's culture, and Nova Scotia in general, that is so negative and pronounced... I mean, the proof's in the pudding and I've never seen so many downtrodden, moody and just plain miserable fuckers in all my life. I often wonder if there's some Be-An-Asshole-Chemical in the air being steadily pumped into the unsuspecting sleepwalking culture OR some invisible smog of negativity and depression that constantly hangs over everything and slowly drains peoples life-force AFTER making them slowly lose their minds...
Well, I've observed that generations of men were basically unemployed deadbeats, prompting resentment from women, who, in turn, eventually snowballed an immense FemiNazi culture of staggering and horrifying proportions( I've never seen so many half-shaved heads eating salads behind so many pairs of Buddy Holly glasses-this is madness!). The men, excluded from the Lesbianic activities, eventually also turned to their fellows, wore tight jeans, grew monstrous beards and, like the ladies, decided 'Well, since I have no 'real' work ethic in me, I'll just opt for artsy pop-culture and pretend I'm somehow useful to the world: "Yeah, that's it! We'll hide in shabby drug-inspired pop-art and even worse music! Hotdiggity! Great Scott, I've done it!"
And the poor? I mean, the shelter-doomed, smoke-grubbing hopeless poor? Don't even get me started. Since moving here, I've lost all feeling for the poor and regard them with utter contempt( What's all the more fucked up? IM POOR TOO!). The rich here are just plain lucky and are limited to rare sightings like UFO's...
So * sighs* Yeah, this place is fucked in more ways than one... I can see why people just up and leave. I'm presently trapped here but am planning my escape. I'll be the proverbial bearer of grim tidings like in every adventure story: the decrepit lonely soul who says "Don't go back that way Mister! That place is doomed! Many go that way and some...*points a trembling finger*...never return.."
Someone get me the fuck out of here! —Hiding my smokes and beating these bastards off with a stick!

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Posted on Thu, Dec 18, 2014 at 4:00 AM

In the history of this city has there ever been a construction project that was welcomed with open arms? I mean seriously, though every project I see or read about is facing opposition either from a loud handful of citizens or a city councillor. We have how many empty lots and derelict buildings that just sit there, and sit there? I'm 25 and I've looked at the same empty gravel lots for my entire life. The minute a developer wants to put a building up or any development they are met with such fierce opposition they generally just walk away and don't come back. I see The Coast has dedicated their issue to those of us that have to leave, but will there ever be a reason to stay? I hear the term "have province" all the time and it seriously depresses me. I love Halifax and Nova Scotia but we really need an attitude adjustment. Our downtown is only by name because it’s literally "down" town. City Hall is there but do they look out their windows? —Ben

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Posted on Wed, Dec 17, 2014 at 4:00 AM

I can't believe how much bitching there is about working in Fort Mac. If you don't like it, go live on EI. —East coaster Older Entries »

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