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Monday, March 16, 2020

Silent fireworks

Posted By on Mon, Mar 16, 2020 at 1:51 PM

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Halifax is seriously considering using a new type of firework. One that won't make any loud noises. Are you fucking kidding me? That's the best goddamn part of the fireworks. BOOM. Its sound waves echo off buildings and can be heard for miles. Those are the ones that bring a smile to my face. I guess the noon cannon will be next to be phased out. Fireworks are a couple times a year in the summer and that motherfucker BOOMS every goddamn day even louder than a firework. — I Need That Boom Boom Boom

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Thursday, February 27, 2020

Treatise from an angry queer

Posted By on Thu, Feb 27, 2020 at 4:42 PM

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I am in a safe, positive, loving and committed relationship with a man who I love and care for immensely. This does NOT mean that I have not also dated and been attracted to women and non-binary, genderqueer, etc., folks. This does NOT mean I am now straight or cis, or secretly was all along. This does NOT erase my lifelong experiences of confusion, and struggles to understand who I am. I mostly lean towards femme these days, because it's slightly less exhausting, and there are people in my life who aren't ready to understand or accept how I identify.

”Passing” is NOT a privilege. It is a constant struggle with my own identity being discredited, doubted and dismissed, which causes inner turmoil and self-doubt. I acknowledge that some of these worries are internal/projections, but I have seen in-fighting in queer communities that seems to imply that non-binary or bi folks aren’t "queer enough,” because we want access to queer spaces/communities but are perceived as somehow not having to "do the work" of being visibly identifiable as gay, lesbian, etc. Gender non-conforming folks have NO OBLIGATION to look a certain way. Anyone who excludes or passes judgment on couples who APPEAR hetero and/or cis is making A LOT of assumptions about their identities and past experiences. Nobody can assume what a person has already been through, will later experience or where they are on their journey to understanding their gender and sexuality.

I am SICK of queer people in-fighting and posting shit about other "so-called queer" people/couples who don't look or behave queerly enough in public spaces. But there are tons of reasons why folks might not be able to perform that way.

We need to support people, not exclude them. This shit is complicated and a lot of folks who grew up in a time before this stuff was openly talked about need to take their time to figure out how THEY identify, even if it doesn’t look obvious. — No Longer A Mess

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Thursday, November 21, 2019

To all inconsiderate and stupid asshole pedestrians and bicyclists

Posted By on Thu, Nov 21, 2019 at 2:38 PM

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Fuck you all inconsiderate asshole pedestrians who take their time traipsing the crosswalks. Your lazy asses may not be in any hurry to get to anywhere, but the people in the 10-deep lineup of cars waiting for you to cross the road certainly have somewhere to go. Also fuck you all inconsiderate and stupid bicyclists who occupy the road at crawling speed and hold up traffic behind you for miles. Get on the sidewalk and walk, you incompetent morons. Also fuck you all stupid pedestrians with their stupid noses in their stupid phones who jump on the road without checking the traffic. Also fuck you all bicyclists who are on the roads at night wearing dark clothes and no light or reflectors. Clearly you are all stupid assholes who are incapable of recognizing the danger you put yourselves in. Too bad for the motherfuckers who hit you because of your stupidity.
—All Those Who've Had Enough
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Thursday, October 31, 2019

Another calm and reasoned bus Bitch with a side of male tears

Posted By on Thu, Oct 31, 2019 at 10:18 AM

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Big shout-out to all the extra Y Chromosome types who are so starved for attention that they feel an entitlement to block the front entrance and share with the driver their autobiography, snippets of life-affirming wisdom and observations about the state of the world. Shut the fuck up. Sit the fuck down.
—Ross A. Parksandrec
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Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Stop the cigarette butt littering!!!!!

Posted By on Wed, Jul 24, 2019 at 9:08 AM

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I was very disturbed to hear that a report by NBC News named cigarette butts as the single greatest source of ocean pollution—surpassing plastic straws. PLEASE, SMOKERS, DISPOSE OF THESE DISGUSTING THINGS PROPERLY!!!!!
—Butt Hater
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Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Skunky skunk

Posted By on Wed, Jul 17, 2019 at 12:56 PM

Hey neighbour! Why don't you smoke that skunky skunk in your house? What's that? Your wife doesn't want you stinking up your house?  Clearly, it comes as no surprise that my wife doesn't want you stinking my house? Anyway, I have a solution: Go ahead and smoke your pot in your yard—but have the decency to do it on the other side of your house where there are no neighbours.—Wafted wife wants me to throat-punch you
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Monday, July 15, 2019

Slower traffic keep to the right

Posted By on Mon, Jul 15, 2019 at 7:26 PM

Just because you are doing 120 and the right hand lane is doing 105 does not entitle you to stay in the left lane.
I flew up to your bumper at 160! You need to get the hell over. I am faster so therefore you are slower. —Pissed off and late
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Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Street sweepers need to fuck off

Posted By on Tue, Jun 25, 2019 at 11:00 AM

Why has the street sweeper come down my street three times in the same night between 1 am and 3:30 am? The same street three fucking times. Why??? It's loud as fuck and wakes me up every time. What is the point of even having a street sweeper? What exactly is it sweeping up? Some dust off the road? A few pebbles? What a waste of tax dollars and a total nuisance when people are trying to sleep! Fuck off, you assholes. You got pot holes everywhere, but your main priority is to sweep the outdoors? What dumb asses!
—Pissed-off tax payer
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Monday, May 27, 2019

Cuddle parties? Get a grip!

Posted By on Mon, May 27, 2019 at 2:20 PM

A bunch of strangers cuddling together in a room is about as appealing as a boiled egg fart. What is wrong with you people? Get a dog or a stuffed animal.
—What next?
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Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Your time is through

Posted By on Tue, Apr 30, 2019 at 1:24 PM

Other things that need eradication are man buns( Super greasy! Mate that with a beard and you're another Ben Kaplan knockoff!) Also, ball caps worn other than with the bill facing forward look so douchy. It makes those that see it dumber by the experience. Leave it for history J Rock, know what I'm sayin''?
I'm going to start a movement with like minded non-millenials. Yes, individuals that can actually do things. The world need us now more than ever. Now fuck off.
—Walking with coffee
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Monday, April 15, 2019

School

Posted By on Mon, Apr 15, 2019 at 2:03 PM

Thanks for flooding the world with the lowest common denominator and for training them to claim they are artists. Also, fuck this city.
—GTFO of the way
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Monday, April 1, 2019

"Anti-Vaxxer" is a hate term

Posted By on Mon, Apr 1, 2019 at 5:23 PM

Instead of cheering on people to mindlessly hate a group of others branded with this term by their enemies, just encourage everyone to type "drs questioning vaccines" into a search engine and see what comes up. There is no cheering section idiocy needed when complex questions and serious injuries are happening.
—Just bitchin'
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Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Shitty sidewalks

Posted By on Tue, Mar 12, 2019 at 12:46 PM

So a local paper asks: "Why are we still discussing lousy sidewalk removal?" The simple answer is, for as long as Car is King and non-drivers (taxpayers or not) remain second-class citizens, sidewalks will stay an icy, un-walkable mess. When will Bobcatters realise that plowing sidewalks into skating rinks, without also salting them, is worse than not plowing them at all? And FFS, stop dumping craploads of snow and slush on street corners! Rise up, peds, and demand better from your local councillor!
—Lifelong walker and car-hater
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Monday, March 4, 2019

Karaoke night

Posted By on Mon, Mar 4, 2019 at 6:00 PM

Just in case you losers didn't look in the mirror: You ARE NOT FAMOUS AND NEITHER ARE YOU A PERFOMER. You guys give a new name to absolute loser! The fact that you think going out on a Friday night getting dressed up and thinking you are 'performing' blows me a way on how oblivious people can be. Your mother lied to you! Fuck you and your smelly friends!
—Done with Halifax's biggest losers
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Tuesday, February 12, 2019

"AMAZING OPPORTUNITIES"

Posted By on Tue, Feb 12, 2019 at 3:45 PM

I'm just reading about a part time job on Kijiji that offers a couple measly bucks above minimum wage and, of course, has no benefits and the poster of the ad has the nerve to describe this piece of crap job as an "Amazing Opportunity". You know what would be "amazing"? If you would hire full-time employees and offer them benefits—duh! How amazing it is to live paycheck to paycheck without any insurance coverage for dental work or medications. Shove your shitty job up your arse. Same goes for all the delapitated couches on kijiji for hundreds of dollars. The cushions are always sagged out and stained with filth or full of cat scratches. The ad aways says "stunning" sofa. The only thing that stuns me is that hunk of junk isn't out on the side of the road! Get a fucking grip, you Kijiji assholes! Nobody is buying it!
—I see right through your bullshit adjectives
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