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Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Stop the cigarette butt littering!!!!!

Posted By on Wed, Jul 24, 2019 at 9:08 AM

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I was very disturbed to hear that a report by NBC News named cigarette butts as the single greatest source of ocean pollution—surpassing plastic straws. PLEASE, SMOKERS, DISPOSE OF THESE DISGUSTING THINGS PROPERLY!!!!!
—Butt Hater
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Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Skunky skunk

Posted By on Wed, Jul 17, 2019 at 12:56 PM

Hey neighbour! Why don't you smoke that skunky skunk in your house? What's that? Your wife doesn't want you stinking up your house?  Clearly, it comes as no surprise that my wife doesn't want you stinking my house? Anyway, I have a solution: Go ahead and smoke your pot in your yard—but have the decency to do it on the other side of your house where there are no neighbours.—Wafted wife wants me to throat-punch you
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Monday, July 15, 2019

Slower traffic keep to the right

Posted By on Mon, Jul 15, 2019 at 7:26 PM

Just because you are doing 120 and the right hand lane is doing 105 does not entitle you to stay in the left lane.
I flew up to your bumper at 160! You need to get the hell over. I am faster so therefore you are slower. —Pissed off and late
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Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Street sweepers need to fuck off

Posted By on Tue, Jun 25, 2019 at 11:00 AM

Why has the street sweeper come down my street three times in the same night between 1 am and 3:30 am? The same street three fucking times. Why??? It's loud as fuck and wakes me up every time. What is the point of even having a street sweeper? What exactly is it sweeping up? Some dust off the road? A few pebbles? What a waste of tax dollars and a total nuisance when people are trying to sleep! Fuck off, you assholes. You got pot holes everywhere, but your main priority is to sweep the outdoors? What dumb asses!
—Pissed-off tax payer
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Monday, May 27, 2019

Cuddle parties? Get a grip!

Posted By on Mon, May 27, 2019 at 2:20 PM

A bunch of strangers cuddling together in a room is about as appealing as a boiled egg fart. What is wrong with you people? Get a dog or a stuffed animal.
—What next?
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Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Your time is through

Posted By on Tue, Apr 30, 2019 at 1:24 PM

Other things that need eradication are man buns( Super greasy! Mate that with a beard and you're another Ben Kaplan knockoff!) Also, ball caps worn other than with the bill facing forward look so douchy. It makes those that see it dumber by the experience. Leave it for history J Rock, know what I'm sayin''?
I'm going to start a movement with like minded non-millenials. Yes, individuals that can actually do things. The world need us now more than ever. Now fuck off.
—Walking with coffee
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Monday, April 15, 2019

School

Posted By on Mon, Apr 15, 2019 at 2:03 PM

Thanks for flooding the world with the lowest common denominator and for training them to claim they are artists. Also, fuck this city.
—GTFO of the way
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Monday, April 1, 2019

"Anti-Vaxxer" is a hate term

Posted By on Mon, Apr 1, 2019 at 5:23 PM

Instead of cheering on people to mindlessly hate a group of others branded with this term by their enemies, just encourage everyone to type "drs questioning vaccines" into a search engine and see what comes up. There is no cheering section idiocy needed when complex questions and serious injuries are happening.
—Just bitchin'
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Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Shitty sidewalks

Posted By on Tue, Mar 12, 2019 at 12:46 PM

So a local paper asks: "Why are we still discussing lousy sidewalk removal?" The simple answer is, for as long as Car is King and non-drivers (taxpayers or not) remain second-class citizens, sidewalks will stay an icy, un-walkable mess. When will Bobcatters realise that plowing sidewalks into skating rinks, without also salting them, is worse than not plowing them at all? And FFS, stop dumping craploads of snow and slush on street corners! Rise up, peds, and demand better from your local councillor!
—Lifelong walker and car-hater
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Monday, March 4, 2019

Karaoke night

Posted By on Mon, Mar 4, 2019 at 6:00 PM

Just in case you losers didn't look in the mirror: You ARE NOT FAMOUS AND NEITHER ARE YOU A PERFOMER. You guys give a new name to absolute loser! The fact that you think going out on a Friday night getting dressed up and thinking you are 'performing' blows me a way on how oblivious people can be. Your mother lied to you! Fuck you and your smelly friends!
—Done with Halifax's biggest losers
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Tuesday, February 12, 2019

"AMAZING OPPORTUNITIES"

Posted By on Tue, Feb 12, 2019 at 3:45 PM

I'm just reading about a part time job on Kijiji that offers a couple measly bucks above minimum wage and, of course, has no benefits and the poster of the ad has the nerve to describe this piece of crap job as an "Amazing Opportunity". You know what would be "amazing"? If you would hire full-time employees and offer them benefits—duh! How amazing it is to live paycheck to paycheck without any insurance coverage for dental work or medications. Shove your shitty job up your arse. Same goes for all the delapitated couches on kijiji for hundreds of dollars. The cushions are always sagged out and stained with filth or full of cat scratches. The ad aways says "stunning" sofa. The only thing that stuns me is that hunk of junk isn't out on the side of the road! Get a fucking grip, you Kijiji assholes! Nobody is buying it!
—I see right through your bullshit adjectives
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Tuesday, January 8, 2019

Stop butchering the word butcher

Posted By on Tue, Jan 8, 2019 at 12:24 PM

What's wrong with you vegans? It's not chicken salad if there's no chicken in it! I'm sick of this. Look up the definition of butcher. You cannot be a butcher if you're talking about vegetables. I'm tired of these vegans spreading their propaganda.
—Make meat great again
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Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Fucking fireworks

Posted By on Wed, Jan 2, 2019 at 11:30 AM

There's nothing I hate more. Every fucking holiday, I get woken up out of a dead sleep by the loudest noise ever! Did a war break out? Gunshots outside my bedroom window? No, it's the lame fucking fireworks again, ruining our environment with black clouds of smoke and disturbing the peace. This is midnight - people are alseep. The elderly, children, and normal people are in bed. After being woken up from a dead sleep at midnight -- after a series of loud explosion noises, that made the pets cower under the bed and run for the closet. After about 20 minutes of this heart thudding, anxiety inducing racket, there was silence again. The pets tentatively retreated from their hiding positions with saucer eyes and we all fell back alseep finally. Only to be woken again at about 1:00 Am from another round of fucking fireworks that continued for another 20 minutes straight. You fucking bunch of drunks got nothing better to do? Go the hell home and go to bed, and grow the fuck up. Like, oooh! ahhh! a fucking light show in the sky. Get over it already, losers. Stupid fireworks suck and so do you. People need their rest. It hurts the environment, it scares the shit out of people, babies and pets. Could give elderly a heart attack. This town and it's stupid traditions make me sick! Fuck ya'll!
—Nerves are shot, now I'm up!
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Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Common courtesy denied

Posted By on Tue, Dec 18, 2018 at 12:37 PM

I tried to hold the door for you at the Bridge Terminal on Sunday. You vehemently refused and told me to just fucking go. When I said I was just trying to be nice, you claimed YOU were the nice one. Your rudeness was the cherry on a shit-pie of a weekend.
—Fuck being nice
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Monday, October 22, 2018

Come to work!

Posted By on Mon, Oct 22, 2018 at 3:51 PM

This is gonna make sound like a whiny old lady, but what the fuck is wrong with teenagers now? At my workplace, we've hired almost a dozen 16-18 year olds since the beginning of the school year and more than half of them got interviewed, came to orientation, got put on the schedule, and just never showed up. What the fuck? Plenty of people with bills and rent to pay who are willing to work could be taking those jobs instead of these stupid pre-adults who are still living at home with Mommy and Daddy to pay for them. These kids' parents need to stop shoving them out the door to get a job when they don't have enough responsibility to look after a goldfish.
—Working adult
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