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Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Pick at home and cover your mouth

Posted By on Tue, Jul 9, 2019 at 8:17 AM

Seriously? You believe the best place to pick at your fly bites and scabs is at the bus stop and on the bus? Not only were you picking—not scratching, but full on picking—your fly bites and scabs, but then you were wiping the blood onto your legs, arms and the bus seat. Come the hell on! How were you raised? No one wants to see that shit. It's disgusting. Then to top it all off you start sneezing with your yap wide open spreading your snot and spit all over the place for all to enjoy. Thanks so much for that. The topper to all of this was the huge wad of spit you graciously left on the side of the street before getting on the bus. Grow up and get some manners. I feel bad for whomever had to sit next to you on the bus.
—Wishing for some hand sanitizer
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Tuesday, June 25, 2019

You look like an idiot

Posted By on Tue, Jun 25, 2019 at 11:02 AM

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I was walking down Robie Street when a car drove by me with windows down and a guy in the car let out a scream directly at me. A full-fledged scream out of nowhere. Why? Fuck you.
—Pedestrian
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Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Netflix and chill losers

Posted By on Tue, Apr 23, 2019 at 1:45 PM

Show up to my house empty handed again and you will be asked to leave. If you aren't taking me out on a date, you can at least bring wine. And if you expect another blowjob without eating my pussy, that will be the last time you get sex from me. Last chance, fucker!
—All women
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Monday, April 1, 2019

Seriously, Halifax radio?

Posted By on Mon, Apr 1, 2019 at 5:29 PM

I grew up in PEI and we have always had a running joke about how crappy Island radio is. Seems as if all of the channels don't play anything newer than 1992 and even then, it's all the same songs over and over.

Up until a few months ago, I would always at least be able to count on a bit of variety here in Halifax when driving to work, but with some recent changes to the stations here, things are actually better on the Island with it's two radio stations. At least then I don't have to hear nothing but '80s hair metal and Phil Collins. Luckily, we have that one other station that can be counted on playing four Maroon 5 songs in one hour.
—"Patio Lanterns" is not rock music

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Access denied

Posted By on Mon, Apr 1, 2019 at 5:20 PM

Okay, people: READ THE FUCKING SIGNS. "Door is locked, please use buzzer" does not translate to "pull hard on the door until you break it." End of rant.
—Button pusher
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Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Clones

Posted By on Tue, Jan 22, 2019 at 12:30 PM

Does Halifax know there are other boots than Blundstones? Just wondering.
—Sincerely, Crocs
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Monday, November 26, 2018

Failing the ones who need it the most

Posted By on Mon, Nov 26, 2018 at 12:40 PM

Like honestly folks, here's the elephant in the room: Our lovely home feels the need to dump endless amounts of cashola into needless crap (ahem, it's a good percentage of YOUR paycheque) like stadiums, signage for BS smoking spots and so forth. Have we totally forgotten or are just most of us unaware of the ridiculous amounts of unknown suicides related to mental health issues? And no, I'm not talking about depression and anxiety. Yes, I'm well aware these people suffer but so do 99% of the general public. I'm more so talking about severe, life-long conditions such as psychosis-related issues, personality disorders and so forth.
I'm not well versed in rocket appliances and I'm nowhere near a scientologist but I'd be willing to bet the back 40 on the fact that some of the homeless in the HRM suffer from some sort of mental illness. They are out there with little to no help. Hell, me being one of them, I cannot even get into therapy or get the support I need. There's guys out there that have cut their own fingers off being careless that receive crazy disability tax benefits and I'm trying to rob Joey to pay Ryan to get some Alpo so I'm not hungry. Like come on here, we have to all take a sit down and stop brushing off this huge issue. Almost all mental illnesses are treatable. And I'm not talking about pills galore. Proper nutrition, hydration, excercise and good therapy. Let's take some of our public funds and help our fellow person. Look at it as a long term investment. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure and that my two cents for today. Or should I say five cents. We have to round up now apparently.
—A dude with a dog
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Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Grindr love

Posted By on Tue, Nov 13, 2018 at 12:00 PM

Grind dude: “Hey! I saw you at the gym. I'd really like to fuck your ass but am not into your face. You cool if I hid your face and fuck you?” Hmm...
Unfuckableface
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Monday, November 5, 2018

The scent of a man is not a fabricated man-fume

Posted By on Mon, Nov 5, 2018 at 12:44 PM

You men smell like fools with your cologne/perfume sprayed all over you. Insted of smelling like girly boys, try taking a shower or washing your clothes. Over the past year, we've been getting an influx of female perfume wearers. I can smell your dirty clothes along with your stinky perfume. You smell like prostitutes. I prefer to taste and smell my food and coffee when I'm out downtown—not your stink.I guess not everyone is blessed with their own natural scent.
—Best-smelling man in the world
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Move with the times, men!

Posted By on Mon, Nov 5, 2018 at 12:17 PM

To all you guys out there who follow in daddy's footsteps when going to get your hair cut: Aren't you tired of the same old barber style your dad once wore? Move with the times and find a stylist that knows how to make you look good. It's even worse when women feel they have to continue this stupid tradition. Get a life!
—Tired of old men barbers
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Monday, October 22, 2018

Get over it

Posted By on Mon, Oct 22, 2018 at 4:04 PM

To all the smokes who are upset over the smoking ban: Get over it! No one wants to smell your stank breath or tobacco smoke. You are getting butt-hurt over nothing. You can't walk down the street and drink a beer, so why be allowed to smoke a smoke? Maybe take it as a clue: The government is trying to save your lives. Smoking is bad for you anyway. Go smoke in your home, away from my lungs.
—Free, clean air
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Tuesday, October 16, 2018

That's not what 'illegal' means

Posted By on Tue, Oct 16, 2018 at 5:25 PM

Guess what? If somebody has successfully filed an application with Immigration Canada—whether it's an application for permanent residence, refugee status, a work visa, or citizenship—they are not here 'illegally' or doing anything 'illegal' by being here. They are going through or have gone through the legitimate legal channels they're supposed to go through to be here lawfully, you fucking moron.
I literally had you rant to me about how "illegals were getting free healthcare"...wait for it...from Immigration Canada. When I said they would have to have an approved status to get any government funded healthcare, you insisted: "Nope they were illegals." Yes, a federal government department just has a bunch of people remaining in the country illegally on roaster they're funding free healthcare to.
Just admit you do not like immigrants...
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Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Jellybeans

Posted By on Tue, Sep 25, 2018 at 12:15 PM

Do any of you have ethical concerns about how insular and self-serving your industry is? Are you seriously that myopic? Who do you work for?!?!
—community member
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Tuesday, September 11, 2018

I don't give a...

Posted By on Tue, Sep 11, 2018 at 12:20 PM

Yeah, that's right, white socks after Labour Day.
—Colour coordinated
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Incredible, hero-tistical, flailing arm Dad

Posted By on Tue, Sep 11, 2018 at 12:16 PM

To the progressive and eager father in Lawrencetown: Yeah, I know, it's the third day of school and you have something to prove. But don't stand on the edge of your driveway on the blind crest and jump out at me, flailing your arms with panic written all over your face, just because I'm doing 57 in a 50 zone.
Yes, I should have been going slower, but there are no signs. So, I'll be more aware next time. But maybe you should follow suit of some other high traffic small communities and put your energy into making a sign, like "slow down, we love our kids."
Should that be necessary? No. But it works. And my 57 pales in comparison to the 67 or 77 the next driver might be doing, and no one needs to be sent off the road—nor do you need to be a hero and get injured or killed on what looks your child's first days of school. Stand back, jot license plate numbers, call police for more presence, publically shame people—or make a sign. Whatever. Just contribute to a solution instead of making it worse.
—Still on vacation and forgetful
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Recent Comments

  • Re: Re: Panhandler bitches

    • I agree with the post above. (Lobster Claw). I look to see if they are…

    • on July 16, 2019
  • Re: Slower traffic keep to the right

    • That's the problem with this Province, City. Need for speed mentality. The minimal seems to…

    • on July 16, 2019
  • Re: Slower traffic keep to the right

    • Maybe give yourself some extra time you entitled prick.

    • on July 16, 2019
  • Re: Re: Panhandler bitches

    • I worked in downtown Halifax for 25 years and here's my conclusions of street bums:…

    • on July 16, 2019
  • Re: Slower traffic keep to the right

    • Anyone who floors it at 160 should have a serious meeting with a light pole.

    • on July 16, 2019
  • Re: Slower traffic keep to the right

    • Where the fuck are you going 160? Someone throw this psycho in jail already

    • on July 16, 2019
  • Re: If looks could kill

    • Maybe you got fired for a reason...?

    • on July 14, 2019
  • Re: Multi-level marketing

    • There's such a thing as being so open-minded that your brain falls out.

    • on July 14, 2019
  • Re: If looks could kill

    • The best revenge for such schmucks is living well. Good one, OP.

    • on July 14, 2019
  • Re: Pick at home and cover your mouth

    • Sounds like a frigging worshipper of Nurgle or some shit lmao.

    • on July 12, 2019
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