Why is there not a single weed dispensary in all of downtown Dartmouth? There's one on Main Street, one in Woodside, but not a single one downtown! I am disabled and have to ride several buses in the winter time to get my medication! This is ridiculous! Also, these weed dealers who still sell illegally need to wake the fuck up and get out of bed if they want to service their customers. I'm not waiting for your ass all day anymore—now you have competition. I suggest you answer your fucking phone if you want to make money, dickhead!
—Straight as a judge