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Monday, June 25, 2018

I Miss Winter

Posted By on Mon, Jun 25, 2018 at 6:21 PM

How about this heat? It's only gonna get worse! How awful. My pits are getting ranker by the day and none of the deodorants on the market work right. Where did I put my coochie fan? My inner thighs are rubbing together as I walk, chaffing with a heat rash. It burns! How do people look so tanned and breezy while walking around town in their short shorts, while I'm lumbering around like a damn sweat hog? Ugh!
—It's not the heat, it's the humidity

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