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Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Gonna be fat forever

Posted By on Tue, Feb 27, 2018 at 9:21 AM

I just finished eating a foot-long, cold cut sub with cheese, thinking I was being healthy.  I just decided to look up the nutritional info to give myself a pat on the back, but wait - this fucking thing I just at was 900 calories and a whopping 50 grams of fat. Holy shit! I might as well go to a burger joint and get a meal I actually like. Way to ruin my diet, you false advertising bastards! Never again. And I'm still hungry!  I should have gotten some damn chips! —And Your Cold Cuts Are Too Salty


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