Seriously, you got a good deal on Kijiji for a canary, and you're toting it around on the bus with a towel over the cage...on a minus twenty something day? Good luck with that. I think they are tropical birds. Hope he/she survives your stupidity. –Birds Need Love

I am sick of the pigs who frequent the bus terminal. Cigarette butts, McDonald's and Tim Hortons garbage, blowing around everywhere. People hawking up whatever nicotine is in their lungs and spitting
it all over. People seem to have no pride anymore. And I, as a taxpayer, am sick of paying for their messes to be cleaned up. I wish the Bylaw Enforcement officers would be brave enough to come issue tickets. They don't seem to be. –Broke and Fed Up Taxpayer

Some of us don't have a lot of time—especially to enjoy a walk. I treasure the time I get to do so with my dog on a popular trail. what do I find at my fave spot to just chill out and look at...a mattress in the water and other random garbage!? Way to ruin my rainy day! I envy the time you have to be such a mindless goof. The one thing that makes my day was ruined so thanks to whoever thought that was a fun idea. —The Girl Who Is Cranky

I'm sorry but how is the Ecology Action Centre membership magazine a responsible contribution to our environment? Eight-plus colour printing with photos? Trucking and labour to get these things in the mailbox? Really?

Love the “NO FLYERS” mailbox stickers you guys give out though. —Trees R US

Dear Mayor Savage et al.,

If you truly investigated how all the other 'world class' cities operate, you would quickly notice that they ALL HAVE AFFORDABLE AND EFFICIENT PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. Figure it out.

PS: Tourists love good public transportation too. —World Class Citizen

So you take donations for the SPCA—that’s great. Good for you. But when you then use sticky traps for your rodent problem, isn’t that kind of two-faced? Sticky traps are outlawed in most of the US because they’re widely recognized as being insanely inhumane. Especially when there are much better options. Kinda gross that you preach a love for animals, but torture them behind closed doors. —Actual Animal Lover

WE really should be thanking YOU. You know us (users of the scenic fifth floor reading room at the public library) and our repressed sexual proclivities (foot fetishes) even better than we know ourselves.  You know that we are all just sitting there pretending to read, but deep down we are DYING to see your bare-ass feet up on the coffee table. We await the moment you regularly come in, take off your shoes and socks, and unleash your sweaty man-hooves up on and all over the communal furniture, with  bonus titillation for those of us sexually aroused by foot fungus and general dude-foot gnarliness. Everyone who uses that reading room loves it, and what may seem like collective retching or an oppressive wave of utter disgust is actually all of us orgasming in unison. I’ve arranged for you to get the key to the city for your dedicated public service. —Repressed Foot Fetishist

Dear LGBTQ,

You are the most inclusive community I know. It is an honour to hang with you. I think it is time to step up your game and add one more letter. S as in straight. —SLGBTQ Supporter

Geezus are you serious ? You fucking candida yeast hippies blame everything on the fucking candida. Candida is a natural occurring yeast in the body and there is not a single scientific explanation that it causes any of the symptoms if claims. It's just something to blame for all the problems like any hypochondriac.  —Shove A Roll In Your Hole

When you talk so much about eating local and drinking local, and then buy the cheapest bacon money can buy from your local Walmart, you come off as more than a little two-faced. Halifax is full of so many great food suppliers and yet you fill your fridge with meat and produce from big box chains. At the very least stop your lying or change your wifi password. Everyone can see you carrying your groceries into the cafe. —Cafe Complainer