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Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Move, bitch, swim out the way

Posted By on Tue, Oct 24, 2017 at 9:33 AM

Before I began swimming at the gym pool, I read the rules and policies. Clearly I'm the only one because most of you bozos didn't. Getting in a lane designated for laps and just floating there in the goddamn way instead of being in any of the huge open swim areas, putting yourselves in the path of oncoming swimmers, not circle-swimming, being a fucking nuisance. And if you bring your kids they're twice as bad. I don't understand how this many people can ignore signage or not follow the guidelines. It's a fun place and all but how can you consistently be this friggin' oblivious? Share the space! Jeez! —Mad Mermaid





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