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Tuesday, October 10, 2017

I know how I like my coffee

Posted By on Tue, Oct 10, 2017 at 9:35 AM

I ordered a coffee to go, you didn't have a milk and sugar station like most, you asked if I'd like cream or milk. After I requested cream you proceeded to walk over to a fridge on a far side of the counter take the carton and put the cream in my coffee for me....To my horror. It was like you were a  monstrous dragon or fricking leprechaun anxiously hoarding your gold. I asked if I could have more cream when I saw that the coffee was still rather darkish for my liking. You proceed then to hand me a spoon and insist I stir it because you “put a lot in.” I awkwardly comply....before I added more cream, and you look at my cup with disappointment. Well, I just think it's weird that you're micro-managing your customer's condiment intake. Just let me do my own cream and sugar. I don't know if you're just not with the times, or you're trying to cut costs in really silly ways, but holy fuck's vexing. If there is one thing that enrages me and probably every person with a caffeine addiction as severe as mine, it's having our coffee order heavily regulated. —Cream and Sugar

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