To the sexy yet arrogant asshole in Lower Sackville, why in the blue fuck would you be so far into the middle of the road? What are you doing, besides holding up the bus's route schedule? Did you lock yourself out of the car, or were you talking on a cellphone and figured the bus can wait, and when the bus driver held up his arm to indicate to move and you flipped him off. Do you really wanna be a metro hood ornament or feed the crows when you’re a douchetastic road waffle?

Whatever the excuse you had, it was holding up traffic and your dumb ass reason and way of acting honestly brands you a moron. The rest of the bus-users were talking about how you poorly acted as we went by. Eat a bag of dicks and have a nice day. —Malh