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Sunday, January 15, 2017

A Bitch About Your Bitch

Posted on Sun, Jan 15, 2017 at 4:00 AM

So we get it.... You own a dog and you like to take several pictures of your dog. Your Facebook profile is basically entirely dedicated to either your dog or canine related matter to the point where your own identity has been lost. You make no bones about the fact that you have no life outside of your dog and you are proud of that. As if our news feeds haven't been bombarded enough by your nonsense, you are now blessing us with a daily picture of your mutt with a hashtag that indicates this will continue for the rest of the year. You don't even have true maternal attachment to blame it on.. okay maybe I could cut you some slack if you carried the creature for 9 months and it expelled from your body. Actually, come to think of it, the parents (of humans) I have on Facebook behave much more modestly... and that is saying something because some of them are obnoxious! At least kids change their looks so if I have to be subjected to my friends' sorry offspring I can at least pretend to like some kind of progress or milestone. Your dog isn't a puppy though so what do you have to offer? A creative angle of her butt or a trillionth picture of her salivating? News flash: it's not cute or artistic. You know what is beautiful though? The unfollow button. —The Dawg Unfollower

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