Love the Way We Bitch

Archives | RSS

Angry? Mad as hell and you can't take it anymore? Get something off your chest and it could be published online and/or in print. Bitches are anonymous and may be edited for length, grammar, spelling and our lenient standards of propriety.

Submit a Bitch

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Ear Stretching

Posted on Wed, Oct 19, 2016 at 4:00 AM

So how does it feel now that you have stretched your earlobes to shit because you were young & stupid enough to put a three inch disks in them? Now you expect a 'normal' job & no one's touching you with a ten foot Q-Tip so what's the game plan now? Maybe you could use a twist tie to secure the loops behind your head. Same goes for stupidly thought out tattoos, like getting Fuck You! tattooed on your knuckles. Nice one! —There's A Fortune To Be Made in Earlobe Reconstructive Surgery

Support The Coast

At a time when the city needs local coverage more than ever, we’re asking for your help to support independent journalism. We are committed as always to providing free access to readers, particularly as we confront the impact of COVID-19 in Halifax and beyond.

Read more about the work we do here, or consider making a donation. Thank you for your support!

Comments (9)

Add a comment

Add a Comment