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Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Ear Stretching

Posted on Wed, Oct 19, 2016 at 4:00 AM

So how does it feel now that you have stretched your earlobes to shit because you were young & stupid enough to put a three inch disks in them? Now you expect a 'normal' job & no one's touching you with a ten foot Q-Tip so what's the game plan now? Maybe you could use a twist tie to secure the loops behind your head. Same goes for stupidly thought out tattoos, like getting Fuck You! tattooed on your knuckles. Nice one! —There's A Fortune To Be Made in Earlobe Reconstructive Surgery

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