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Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Push over!

Posted on Wed, Oct 5, 2016 at 4:00 AM

You bus bitches and your sense of entitlement to personal space, you should try riding the bus in China if you think you got it bad. I know you skinny ass maggots would like to have an empty seat on either side of you, but ain't nobody want to stand and be flung and fall all over as the bus goes around corners. My fat ass deserves a seat just as much as your bony emaciated malnourished ass. If you wanna sigh and curse under your breath, I'll make sure to smush you in even more until your pancaked against the window. I'll be sure to be eatin on them All Bran Buds for breakfast to werk up some gas for that ass. I'll make sure I have a nice hot fart brewing for you tomorrow, which I'll drop on you right before exiting. Suck it up, buttercup. Nice and rich. You'll be begging for a whiff of smoke to cleanse your pallet. —Two-ton Tessie

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