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Saturday, July 2, 2016

No, Lance, YOU move the fuck over!

Posted on Sat, Jul 2, 2016 at 4:00 AM

To the spandex clad moron on the BLT trail Saturday morning, yelling at everyone to "Move the fuck over!" Perhaps you are angry because you missed out on the middle-age Tour de France? Or maybe you were going too fast (in your own mind) on a road bike, on a multi-use trail, to notice that the beautiful trail was SHARED by families, strollers, walkers, runners, dogs, children, old ladies, and happy people enjoying the sunshine and saying "Good morning!" to people as they passed by. It is cyclists like you that give cyclists a bad name (and make motorists want to run you over). Even the ATV drivers I have encountered on that trail have more courtesy and grace than you. I think the root of your anger must lie in the teensy tiny deflated inner tube you squished up into your cycling shorts when you mounted up. —Happy BLT biker

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