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Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Maverick's BFF

Posted on Wed, Mar 9, 2016 at 4:00 AM

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I lost my sanity somewhere today. Can you help me find it? I must have dropped it somewhere between leaving work and realizing (again) what a dipshit my ex-common-law-only husband is. Scamming women for money for months, telling them you need money for your kids, who your ex supports 100% on her own. Queue James Brown. This is a man's world. P.S. The 'It's Thursday at 10pm, let us convene to the bedroom for some flat-on-your-back sex' was boring and unfulfilling. Thank God I discovered my big toy Maverick. He knows what time it is. —#iwishpeniseswerentsogoodgoddamnallyourpenisesgoddamnyoutohell

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