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Thursday, December 17, 2015

Stupid, stupid, stupid

Posted on Thu, Dec 17, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Oh my gahd, drunk self: you suck. I just want to write it out to you that it's not okay to shake hands with strangers and simultaneously accuse them of being closed off. It's not okay to dance so hard that others are sore and it's not okay to turn green with rage when your partner's mood shifts. Drunk self: I'm embarrassed of you. You're not charming, and you're not fair. You're not a little bit funny. You're the worst, and I'm super done with you. To the perfectly decent people I probably insulted in some shitty way or another on the weekend: I am sorry. I am sucky. —Sobering Jo

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