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Friday, October 30, 2015

Bearded incognito

Posted on Fri, Oct 30, 2015 at 4:00 AM

I'd like to follow up on the lumberjack beard craze comment. Your gigantic frazzled beard, immaculately coiffed-hobo-chic, combined with your deep hair-part comb-over and undercut, combined with your hip glasses and your button down shirt and cool boots -- I actually have NO idea what you look like. It makes your face disappear. DRESS LIKE A MAN please. Women are losing/have lost their men. —Missing men's faces

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