Telling you that you're not allowed to have fire in your performance when you're performing on a WOODEN structure like the boardwalk is not a fucking "joke", it's common sense! What, do you want the entire thing to go up in flames? You know what IS a joke? You, a supposed grown man, bitching about this rule to an entire croud of people like a bratty three year old. It's a good rule, and it makes sense. If you don't like it, feel free to fuck off. I'm sure there are more that plenty of people who would take your place. —Fire safety's no joke, son.