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Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Delusional Old Men

Posted on Wed, Jun 3, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Although I tend to date men my own age, I don't discriminate when it comes to friendships and networking; I have friends young and old, male and female. Yet, I'm beginning to see a pattern among my older (50+) male friends to which they are oblivious.

Three of these men are divorced, unhappy and only date much younger women. The men claim that's what they're ATTRACTED to, they can't help it. Age is nothing but a number, they quip.

Me and one of the guys go for coffee, he always complains about his 25 year old girlfriend who parties too much while he foots the bill and suspects she is seeing much younger men (men her own age) behind his back.

Another of these men is full silverback, wears the same clothes all the time, has a certain dank smell about him and says he likes exciting sex that only 20 year olds on POF can offer. He wonders why he is so unlucky in love. After two dates, he offers the young women free room and board in his house if she will be his girlfriend (mother, maid and warm place to put it).

Another of these men pushing 60, has succeeded in finding a live in early thirties trophy; although she's a bit homely-looking, she's cute enough for him. She cooks for him, gambles her best years for free rent in his home in the boonies... yet he feels something is missing and pines for someone a bit sexier, perhaps a blonde.

All of these men complain about how miserable they are, how unfulfilled they are in their relationships. They long for reciprocal hot young things, great sex (even though they probably have limp dicks) and loyalty. And they actually yearn for real love. But they are a 2 on the hotness scale and compared to them their young things are 10's. They think because they have a couple bucks they can buy this kind of real love for which they yearn from a woman decades younger. Why to impress their friends? To date someone their own kids age, are they perverted? Daddy Warbucks, you may be kind... and rich compared to a 20 year old college student just starting out.... but that's all you have to offer these women. When you look for love without integrity karma will give you what you deserve every time. You might be able to buy a bit of fun. A moment of fantasy. An ego boost for a night. But you can't buy love. As much as you claim otherwise, your intentions were not good or honorable. They were never based on love. Your antics will succeed in jading these women against men and against true love. Everybody's got a price but what are you really buying? A lie. Stop being a delusional prick. Look in a mirror. You are an old, wrinkled, ugly, sagging mess. It's not gonna happen. Go back to your wives if they will have you or find someone your own age. You might actually have half a hope in hell of finding the real thing, you dirty old man!

—Daddy issues

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