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Tuesday, May 19, 2015

MayFlies, Crashes, & Burns

Posted on Tue, May 19, 2015 at 10:33 AM

Dear politicians and those who would be: This is what an apology looks like: "I'M SORRY. I FUCKED UP" Not, "I'm sorry you took it the wrong way." Not "I'm sorry but I had low blood sugar, the flu, the curse, bleeding piles, the vapours, the horribles or galloping bollockitis." Not "I'm sorry but I was sleep deprived" Not "I'm sorry, but Lisa was waterboarding me with white wine coolers at the cash bar" Just a simple , bare bones "I'm sorry. I fucked up" Until you master this simple yet seemingly unattainable skill you have no right to ever utter the phrase "Politics as usual" FUCKING NONE! —Ural Thesame

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