More and more I am noticing pretty young twenty-something women who doll themselves up for dinner at a nice restaurant that have a DOUCHE BAG for a boyfriend. There is nothing more irritating than treating my lady to a nice dinner out than seeing a respectable and presentable young woman with a boyfriend who couldn't bother to wear PANTS. Seriously, you fucking douches, trade in your hoody, your surfer shorts, your sandals, and your seashell fuckwit necklace and put some CLOTHES ON when you go to a nice restaurant with your woman. Your woman looks nice, and you look HOMELESS. —My Mom Raised me RIGHT