Dear American firms/businesses: Please leave Canada and do not return. We do not need your type of jobs or your idea of what "Canada" wants. Please do not come here looking for a free ride (taxes, wages, rebates, et. cetera) since we can give to our own people instead of you coming here and taking our money and leaving. Oh, to the 18,000 employees you just let go? They thank you from the bottom of their hearts. The Canadian taxpayers like you too, since all these people will be on EI. So when you get to the boarder and say goodbye please return your passport and don’t let the door hit you on the way out. —American dream