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Wednesday, November 26, 2014

My Lunch

Posted on Wed, Nov 26, 2014 at 4:00 AM

So I enjoy my homemade submarine sandwiches quite dearly. I always heat a half one at a time for 43 seconds in the microwave. This has always worked out well and the cheese comes out nice and warm and not all messy and dribbly. I wrap each half sub individually in cling wrap as I find it holds all the toppings securely and keeps my hands from getting messey while I eat it. So the other day I think to myself I'm gonna 20 or so cents and get the generic cling wrap as it was on sale. What a mistake that was. The shit melts together in the microwave so you have to basically tear the crap out of it or use scissors. Then I notice the melted cheese even burned a hole through it. Never again will this happen and I'll spread the word as long as it takes. Generic cling wrap is garbage! I even tried to seal a bowl of leftovers with it and get this, it doesn't even cling! There are very few instances in life where I've felt this bad. I'm also well aware that my life is full of first world problems...... I live in a first world country. —Nukka

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