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Saturday, November 15, 2014

Did they change the meaning of the fucking stop sign??

Posted on Sat, Nov 15, 2014 at 5:00 PM

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Because last I checked, "Stop" did not fucking mean just keep on fucking going regardless of the fact that a woman and her very clearly visible, completely white dog are in THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE ROAD at a FUCKING CLEARLY MARKED CROSS WALK. You almost killed my fucking dog you illiterate fucking asshole! I had to yank him back by his leash so hard he fuck YELPED to get him out from in front of your fucking car. And I know you fucking saw us because not only were your windows down as I was fucking screaming at you stop your damn car before I had to fucking choke my dog nearly half to death to keep him from becoming roadkill, as you drove away you looked back at me and mouth "sorry" with a fucking blasé wave of your hand, like you were completely fucking unfazed by the fact that you almost just fucking killed someone's pet. You rank piece of fucking shit. You complete and utter waste of human flesh. You fucking despicable, useless heap of magot infested, festering garbage. I fucking wish I'd gotten your fucking license plate so I could've called the cops on you. What if my dog had been a CHILD, you shitfucker???! You should have your license revoked! I hope all that blond hair of yours falls off and you get severe eczema for the rest of your life. I hope someone slashes your fucking tires and keys your ugly piece of shit car. I hope someone always steals your parking spot, and that all your house plants die. And for anyone reading this who might side with this bag of pus oozing herpe warts, no, this was in no way my fucking fault, because I was crossing from the left side of the street, and this crazy fucking lunatic was driving on the right lane, straight towards the well lit cross walk. I was half way through it, a few pases behind my dog, and we were almost in front of her car as she was coming up to the stop sign. And she just fucking kept on going, not even fucking slowing down at all! I'm completely fucking flabbergasted over this. What, did this fucking motherfucking inbred think I could fucking fly??? She came so close to me I could have put my hand out and touched her fucking car! And if she's so fucking blind and deaf that she really didn't notice us despite all the screaming and the fact that my dog is so white he nearly fucking glows, she needs to be slapped with a fucking drivers manual about a hundred fucking times and never be let near a fucking car again. —Pissed off dog owner.

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