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Sunday, November 9, 2014

Drop the "New" Card

Posted on Sun, Nov 9, 2014 at 4:00 AM

You're not new here anymore...you've been doing this job for over four months now and are out of your probationary period. I'm sick of fixing your mistakes and having to hear you say it's because you're new. You're still asking the same questions you were asking during your first month here...about stuff you should know by now. In one ear out the other it is with you. You should know which vendors offer discounts for early payment by now, there's only about ten. You should know how to apply these discounts in our system by now. You should know how to read and interpret a statement of account by now. How many times have you told me an invoice wasn't in the system when it was right smack dab in front of you on your computer screen?! Stop asking me and then telling me it's because you're new when I show that I'm at my wits end answering the same shit over and over, you should know this already! You say you're still getting your head around some of these things because you're new. Um, no you're just stupid. And you want to be a Controller some day???? You can't even be a competent accounts payable clerk....you'll never be qualified enough to even get an interview for a controller job because there's no way you're smart enough to get that designation. I can't believe you haven't been fired yet... —Annoyed Co-Worker who's sick of this idiot

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