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Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Prepare to pretend to get it!

Posted on Tue, Oct 21, 2014 at 4:00 AM

I just finished a comic for submission to The Coast: It looks like a solid black square, but it's actually an incredibly intricate pseudo-"trippy" line drawing consisting of a suffusing miasma of phallic images set in a background of utterly irrelevant nonsense. There's some dialogue, too: "My brain is in the French press! We must harness the power of ninja tomato!" cries Captain BamJam to Billy Masonjar, and our intrepid hero responds with a hilariously witty rejoinder, "Pump up the magic flange, Captain! We need to get to egg land!!" Tune in next week for the next thrilling installment! —Not Cool Enough To Understand These Comics

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