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Monday, September 8, 2014

Do you want my grave plot too?

Posted on Mon, Sep 8, 2014 at 4:00 PM

Arriving at the coffeeshop at the right time (it pays to put a horseshoe up your ass), I get mt coffee and scone and I snag a comfy chair by the window. Just as I'm about to put the first bite into my mouth, you come along. "Do you mind If my friend and I take your seat?" Yes. Yes, I do. I was there first and 6 other 2-seat tables were available. You havr the nerve to ask for mine? Oh! Wait! You're a UNIVERSITY STUDENT... forgot. Sorry, next time.. —Daddy

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