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Monday, August 11, 2014

Bumper Bender Blues

Posted on Mon, Aug 11, 2014 at 9:59 AM

Know what sucks? When you're trying to parallel park down a hill- during rush hour and a bunch of construction workers r mocking you cause it's taking you a couple extra trys to get it right. I know you boys are pro-drivers and are awesome at parking your big ass trucks everywhere but why set a another bro up to fail? And when your wishes did come true and I rammed the parked car in front of me like an anxious idiot, did you have to start shaking your heads and yelling shit? How 's about next time focus on the pile of rubble you're playing around in and not my parking, please. I probably could have done just fine without your help. —Henry Corolla

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