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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Toilet Seats

Posted on Wed, Jun 25, 2014 at 1:46 PM

How I hate waking at 3am and needing to pee. Then what makes it worse is while I'm peeing I suddenly need to poop. This causes multiple problems for me now. The first being I enjoy pooping first thing in the morning immediately before showering, not after because I get itchy. The second being I don't have the choice to hold it in because sometimes it feels really cool. The third of course is being mid pee then having to manoeuvre to a sitting position while forgetting the toilet seat is up and I end up on the fucking bare toilet that probably has my fresh pee splatter on it. If they'd make houses with urinals I wouldn't have this problem. -I Wanna Go Camping

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