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Friday, June 13, 2014

Goodbye roommate from hell

Posted on Fri, Jun 13, 2014 at 10:33 AM

You lied about your dog being housebroken, don't clean up piss and shit, mooch alcohol whenever I'm drinking on the weekend and actually ate my leftovers meant for work and cooked my chicken without asking. I'd call you a pig but I have more respect for them.

How convenient that this weekend I was planning on putting your belongings and dog in the backyard, but you already have plans on moving to Edmonton Sunday. Hope you don't plan on sleeping here on the weekend, because you aren't on the lease and are behind on rent, so technically you don't really live here. Wish I did this sooner.

Rot in pieces. -Sodeypop

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