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Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Masturbate Quietly!

Posted on Tue, Jun 3, 2014 at 11:13 AM

Dear Roomie: It's quite obvious when you're working on the ol' clit there. When I'm relaxing after a long shift at the restaurant, I'd rather NOT hear your moans when you're getting yourself off. It doesn't matter what room I'm in, even if you're in the shower doing it, I hear you. When I masturbate, you don't hear a peep out of me. I get off, but I don't need to broadcast it. Just stfu already! -Silent Masturbator

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