I hate Martha and The Muffins' "Echo Beach" so much, it physically compelled me to write this bitch, so people will know, that this band and song is torture. Seriously, a terrible, TERRIBLE song. Halifax plays it so much, Martha and The Muffins are probably retiring on the royalties they get from NS alone. Martha, if you're reading this, just know—I fucking hate you. You're only getting airtime because you're Canadian and we have to play Canadian music. Otherwise, most of the world doesn't (and shouldn't) know you exist, and I envy them. -Another Canadian Musician