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Thursday, May 22, 2014

Did you buy a mobile speedbump?

Posted on Thu, May 22, 2014 at 12:21 PM

If you did, peel the frigging sticker off the back before you drive it around like a douchebag, speeding and cutting off other cars.

A. The irony is too much.
B. The huge yellow bumper stickers make your car much easier to identify to the cops (yes, it was that trashy Neon heading towards Tantallon with the bumper hanging off, no license plate and a plastering of "Mobile speed bump" stickers on the back).
C. They haven't made Neons for 10 years and this isn't even one of the last- generation ones—so you're doin' pretty good dude, looking cool in that $600 car.

Either you just stole Grandma's new-to-her Neon which she hasn't yet licensed, or you're even a bigger loser than one would think. -Mobile Speed Dump

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