Yes, you are SO cool with your trendy beard, trendy beer, trendy cut and trendy boots. Get over yourself you dink. You're probably a cool guy, but you're covered in a veil of bullshit. Oh, you're a musician you say? Who cares. I'm trying to enjoy my trendy beer without having to listen to your crap, and there's not enough room between our tables, and there's only one bar in this area. It must be exhausting having to be cool all the time. Just be yourself, for once! No pretense!
-Relentless Plucker