Toxic mystery meat | Love the Way We Bitch

Love the Way We Bitch

Archives | RSS

Angry? Mad as hell and you can't take it anymore? Get something off your chest and it could be published online and/or in print. Bitches are anonymous and may be edited for length, grammar, spelling and our lenient standards of propriety.

Submit a Bitch

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Toxic mystery meat

Posted on Wed, Apr 2, 2014 at 12:19 PM

I always think I like donairs until the day after. Sure they are tasty but, like, I would really love to know what the fuck is in this meat. Don't you dare say it is just beef and spices. Beef and spices have never turned my butthole into a hot atomic weapon before. An hour after eating this shit you are burping up rancid stank and then look out the gutrot sets in. The next day, you will give birth to a Buick in the toilet and have beef sweats for days after. WTF is in the mystery meat? -Skidmarxist

Comments (21)
Add a Comment