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Sunday, March 9, 2014


Posted on Sun, Mar 9, 2014 at 10:00 AM

Will the person who keeps writing all of those obnoxious "Love the Way We Love" elementary school secret admirer love notes to that bald headed fruit-arranger that works at that yuppie grocery store downtown please just lay the fuck off? You sound like a fucking airhead - you think the way he shovels ice is SEXY? What in the fuck does that mean? He's moving around chunks of frozen water with an over-sized spoon, sweetheart. That's it. It's not for a noble cause. He's not drastically improving lives. He's taking ice from one arbitrary spot and putting it in another arbitrary spot to ensure imported produce sold at inflated prices remains slightly chilled. You're throwing the dumbest of compliments into the world, darlin'. No one needs to read that shit. Step up your game or shut the fuck up. —mavis

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