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Sunday, February 23, 2014

Tiny Penis Means No Pussy

Posted on Sun, Feb 23, 2014 at 10:40 AM

I found out the other day from a credible and trusted source of mine that the last girl I dated dumped me because of the size of my penis. We didn't sleep together, but at a pub after we both got buzzed, we made out and she got a good feel of my hard penis (I was so turned on, I couldn't help it) through my pants. She stayed for about 20 more minutes, then said it was getting late and left. I never heard from her again. Up until a few days ago I didn't know what the fuck was up because we had such a good time, until my good friend who works with her (that's how I met her) overheard her on the phone with her friend, likely, at her cubicle complaining about the size of the penis, distinctively said "What the fuck am I supposed to do with THAT??!", laughing!! We both knew she was talking about me because it's unfortunately true, I do have a really small penis. It's barely 2 1/2 inches, head included, and the girth is about the same as the average big toe in circumference, when hard. Yes, thanks a lot, Dad or any other older relative of mine, for passing on the small dick gene to me, I'm veeerrryy popular with the ladies! This has happened to me before. One time a girl gave me head (I didn't sleep with her either), she left shortly after and I never heard from her again. I've slept with many women in my 29 years of life, but only 1-3 times with each one. But with the amount of women I slept with, there were three times as many women I dated (but didn't fuck) who fooled around with me and then mysteriously disappeared. Why do you women need a large penis? It's not the size, but how you work it! I'm good in bed, I've made women orgasm from oral sex, I know how to fuck. But no, that's not good enough for them! — Mr. Baby Dick

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