To my "friends" who write stupid fucking convoluted, cryptic non-sense in their facebook statuses, like... "At the emergency room"... to which all your friends write in to ask if everything's okay. And the person never comes back to address the situation. Ultimately they were just waiting there with a friend, or they cut their finger or something. Here's another one: "I'm speechless, I can't believe what just happened!!"... you can guess what the inquiring minds will want to know, "are you ok? What happened?" to which they never receive any reply. If you do this, FUCK OFF YOU ATTENTION WHORE. Get off facebook, you're fucking annoying! When I read your statuses, I want to claw my own eyes out. Unfriending and blocking now… —CantSTANDja