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Thursday, December 12, 2013

Water, H2o or whatever the fuck you wanna call it.

Posted on Thu, Dec 12, 2013 at 2:00 PM

I'm fuckin sick of that shit. Plain, clear and bland. What happened to Kool Aid? On top of that, where the fuck are my Kool Aid points? You want an old school pitcher with the matching cups? Well, you're gonna have to try EBay. Now I'm off topic because I'm pissed about the points. But seriously folks, get at least one pack of Kool Aid in your cupboards. I don't want your ghetto ass plain water. Oh, and don't get cherry. Cherry sucks!

Fuck! Almost forgot the most important part. You gotta have sugar in those cupboards. If not, I'm a powerful enemy to make. —Nukka

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