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Thursday, December 5, 2013

Tame your hair

Posted on Thu, Dec 5, 2013 at 8:21 AM

To the wildly curly haired girl who is always the last to 'catch the bus', I ask you this : Why are you always late? Why are you always the last to catch the bus? I see you with your luggage, yes, luggage. Why do you need so much junk every day? Why is it that once you get on the bus, you are never prepared? You have to put all of your stuff down to look for your bus change. Then you coyly and very slowly search for your nest on the bus with a smile on your face as if you are not holding anything up. You are, you are holding up an entire bus from departing on time. —Look into some Anti-Frizz

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