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I can't seem to find a woman online who is on par with me! Some of the women who write me are on welfare or working min wage jobs. I'm not on there to meet gold-diggers! And this is clearly why they're interested in me. What would we really have in common? We come from different worlds!
Same goes for heavyset women--I'm sorry, but I'm only attracted to women between the sizes 2-8. I also do a lot of running. I need a woman who would be able to physically keep up with me! Our lifestyles are obviously different.
Then I get bimbos who write "Hey baby, this sexy girl is interested in you!"!! Are they kidding me?
Where the fuck are the women who are matches for me?! I must have scrolled through dozens upon dozens of profiles and each woman has something about her that is a deal-breaker for me. Either I don't find her attractive, she's dumb, she has no prospects, we don't have anything in common or a combo of the aforementioned! I'm sick of this! Am I going to be a bachelor for life? —Standards Man
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