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Sunday, November 24, 2013

Fuck these dating sites!

Posted on Sun, Nov 24, 2013 at 11:00 AM

Is it so much to ask for a woman on my level? I'm a 34-year-old gainfully employed CMA and I'm confident my looks are definitely above average. I'm also smart, funny and family oriented. My job has me booked solid, so it's hard to meet single women, which is why I'm using a dating site.

I can't seem to find a woman online who is on par with me! Some of the women who write me are on welfare or working min wage jobs. I'm not on there to meet gold-diggers! And this is clearly why they're interested in me. What would we really have in common? We come from different worlds!

Same goes for heavyset women--I'm sorry, but I'm only attracted to women between the sizes 2-8. I also do a lot of running. I need a woman who would be able to physically keep up with me! Our lifestyles are obviously different.

Then I get bimbos who write "Hey baby, this sexy girl is interested in you!"!! Are they kidding me?

Where the fuck are the women who are matches for me?! I must have scrolled through dozens upon dozens of profiles and each woman has something about her that is a deal-breaker for me. Either I don't find her attractive, she's dumb, she has no prospects, we don't have anything in common or a combo of the aforementioned! I'm sick of this! Am I going to be a bachelor for life? —Standards Man

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