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Monday, August 19, 2013

Worst sex of my life

Posted on Mon, Aug 19, 2013 at 1:00 PM

I attempted to go down on this guy, but he smelled of dry piss and wet socks. His junk was almost completely covered by his black pubic hair. I convinced him to soap up and trim up.

Then I was able to give a suck. He refused to eat my pussy, told me it wasn't his thing. I had to put the condom on him b/c after almost 10 minutes of him struggling with it, he still couldn't get it on. The intercourse lasted a total of 4 thrusts-3 inside me, 1 out. He pulled out after the third one and thrusted once more, and that was it! He was done.

Then he had the nerve to ask for my number. Sorry, bud, there won't be a round 2. —Turned off

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