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Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Lifeguards

Posted on Wed, Aug 7, 2013 at 2:00 PM

So I joined a facility a few months back and everything is fantastic!.....except the lifeguards at the pool.

Basically I am preettty sure that if I or any other fellow man or woman actually had something go down they couldn't do jack shiggity aka we would all drown not one of them is actually fit let alone over 100 pounds . They are a bunch of little kids that sit in their staff room (which may or may not be all of glass can not confirm or deny for the sake of legality) see them all the tiiime make fun of people who are obese in the pool, constantly are on the phone texting even while on duty, and dance around.

Serious lifeguards not Degrassi please (although it would be awesome to be rescued by Joey Jeremiah) —Yu Yevon

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